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<Shiv> hey urchin, you ever farted a gerbil out like a projectile? <Urchin> yes shiv.
<Nimmy-chan> but I've benn in colleg for three years
<Nimmy-chan> well sugah since your selling your body there i don't have the heart to take you cliente <Shiv> you're apparently not an english major either.
<Nimmy-chan> you monosyllabic speaking piece of trailor park, redneck cousin fucking piece of sewer trash <Nimmy-chan> damn I'm good
<Nimmy-chan> I don't feel like getting you off tonight or driving you to drink <Shiv> if fat annoying black women made me drink, i'd be ALOT drunker.
* Shiv hands crysta a condom <Shiv> make sure your species is never continued.
<Shiv> If you *ever* want a venereal disease, she hands them out like fliers.
<Crysta-Shard> ok you crab ridden bit of females orgasmic flood
<Crysta-Shard> i grow tired of this game. and plus i win to easily
<Crysta-Shard> well shit and splinters <Shiv> two of the many things stuck up your ass, crysta.
<Crysta-Shard> shivs mother finally mailed me my change from that night!
<Shiv> are you on acid, or just really dumb?
<Cait-Sith> wanna get a cup of coffee and a hotel room?
<Yashel> nah shiv is more like the the elusive 4th member of hanson
<Shiv> WHO'S YOUR DADDY???
<Wedg[coding]> Note to self: Don't kick the surge protector's off switch.
* b0kken slides shiv an extra large economy sized jar of vasline.
<Shiv> #animangaysex
<Petra> woah.. nasal sex
<BlurrX> KEEP TH HELL AWAY! <BlurrX> OR ILL K LINE U!!
<BlurrX> if i was ever gonna have sex of any kind it would be with a chick
<Shiv> i've got my dick sunk so far into your ear you can hear me coming.
<Rorschach> You like the taste of nigger semen?
<Shiv> my only thing against mexicans is that they're the bastards who invented tequila.
*** NuWave (~nuwave@198.164.182.104) has joined #Animanga <Shiv> wb mikey wikey dildohead
*** Now talking in #gayjackoff <Shiv> does anyone here have a sudden urge to ride a bicycle with no seat down a rough cobblestone road?
<Shiv> i had to fend off a horny homosexual for half an hour because of that.
<conflikt> peace and humans are at very opposite ends of the spectrum
<yuffie-chan> i don't crave twat ok
<JohnnyBoy> The chaos comes from Stan, without him would be complete harmony... <Shiv> damn that stan
<Shiv> Words of wisdom: never masturbate using a gulliotine
<Darkwing> love is when your heart skips a beat everytime they say "i love you"
<Leptako> i'm not gay, but my boyfriend is
<Zechs> u know what makes me cum? <Petra[l33t]> girls sucking your dick like they'r drowning and there's oxygen in your balls?
<Kaoru-chan> i can boil water!
<Shiv> life is like a bag of flaming shit on your doorstep; you know it's a bag of flaming shit, but if you don't stomp it out it'll burn your house down.
<Kami-chan> why doesn't he have me asking the guys if they'd ever broken anything trying to suck their own dick?
<Shirow> i mean anyone can use their ICMP skillz but i use mine to save ethiopians
<Karmacide> I wonder if shiv can have sex and drink beer at the same time.
<Crysta-Shard> ha ha ha ha enjoy your dads dick in my ass! <Shirow> ? <Crysta-Shard> I mean your ass
* yuffie-chan gives wedgi a wedgi while shes at tit
<misty> how long have you been a christian shirow? <Shirow> i have been a christian since i bent over to tie my shoelace and god entered me from behind <Shirow> he gave me hepatitis c
<Ironstorm> punju, ithne bacchon ke saath kya karoonga ? <----------------- Does anybody want a handjob???
<Satna> The Virgin_Bandit strikes again!!!!!
<Zechs> i would suck your dick if i could
<Gully> i do have a question for you <Shiv> the shitcunt can do more than just type and fuck! she can ask questions too!
<Shiv> you can tell she's really drunk when she turns into a fucking nymphomaniac.
<Kami-chan> "nasal sex" <Kami-chan> gives new meaning to "blow job"
* Cait-Sith ejaculates in shivs ass * Shiv farts it out in small projectiles
<Cait-Sith> *** Neko has quit IRC (Connection reset by Shivs dick)
<yuffie-chan> oh oops....i dunno<yuffie-chan> i;m jsut a girl <yuffie-chan> you expect me to kno everything?
<Shirow> who's a nigger * Gromph`Baenre raises his hand <Gromph`Baenre> i think i am
<Crysta-Shard> u know Kabel your the second woman I've met today that i couldn't stand to have sex with
<Petra> my friend offered to buy the lds for me so I wouldn't have to give you head :P <Zechs> They just don't want you giving me head
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<Syd2K> Kami-chan was 69??
<yuffie-chan> those STD ridden, crab infested, spam eating, trailor park infesting, herpe spreading, gold digging, nasty ass specimen of poorly dressed, half naked, big haired, collogen stuffed, fake boobied, peice of white trash.
<Zechs> [system/message] Added Quote: <Shiv> i make spaghetti
<Karmacide> Don't let shiv think i'm stealing his words of wisdom. he'll rape me.
* yuffie-chan thinks its not good to drop my pikachu into the toilet.....yuck
* Kami-chan gropes shiv's chest
<Kami-chan> we're in the middle of sex or something and I pop out with "can I kill myself now?" <Shiv> that's when i look down (or up, depending on the position) and say, "Am I really that bad?"
<Shiv> i must've been on crack that night <Zechs> system/message] Added Quote: <Shiv> i must've been on crack that night <Shiv> and she says I'M bad for adding stupid quotes
<Fuuma> hey james, let's you and me play twister.
<Kami-chan> fuck fuck fuck a duck <Kami-chan> screw a kangaroo <Kami-chan> finger bang an orangutang <Kami-chan> and throw em in the zoo
<yuffie-chan> my daddy looks like fujisawa
<ZelgadisGreywers> I am a guy
<bluuesman> and what about the new pregnancy test called conceive...........ahhh hello it's not what some of us are going for............i'll invent one called yooohoo that was close honey
<bluuesman> the manicans actually have nipples..... <bluuesman> what the hell are they thinking....... it's not gonna make me buy more clothes or women......what was some guy drunk at a meeting
<crisp> hey bluuesman, why don't you shut up before i pound your face into dough and make asshole cookies for everyone
<|slim|> do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
<Kami-chan> at least women are stupid
<Kami-chan> "horizontel hokey pokey"
<Kami-chan> you put the ____ in, you take the ____ out, you put the ____ in and you shake it alla bout
<Psycore> come on you hairy lesbian
<Petra> Crysta's a witch? <Psycore> she can cast spells like 'fall off clothes' and 'come and lick me out'
<Psycore> cyber is so leet
<Crysta-Shard> its what i pay your mammy! <Psycore> you have to pay her? <Psycore> you must be damn ugly
<Reenie_Tsukino_> Daddy!!! Ban them!
<Shiv> so you guys were talking about the weather, or something, and all of a sudden out popped "Shiv is a genius" ? <Zechs> yep * Shiv throws his arms up in exasperation
But do thou worst to steal thyself away, for term of life thou art assured mine, and life no longer than thy love will stay, for it depends upon that love of thine. - Sonnet 92
<Kami-chan> I'm gonna mail my darling a pretzel! <Kami-chan> I'll put it in an envelope! <Minkey> it'll be rock hard <Shiv> at least i'll have SOMETHING that's rock hard then
<Kami-chan> *boingy*
<Kami-chan> damnit james, is every other thing I say in there?
<crisp> i've said it before, i'll say it again... that one girl in Hanson is a bit of a tomboy
* Kami-chan is using CASTRATOR made by Stumpy, the irate dwarf :P
<b0kken> How come you don't have anything I've said? <Shiv> because everything you say is gay
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<Shiv> the day i care about a business card is the day i give myself a vasectomy by zipping up too fast.
<Shiv> my idea of a fun night on the town isn't having some doctor hack my sack open with a scalpel, cross some tubes like he's trying to hotwire my balls, and sew me back up again
<b0kken> <------------= <b0kken> < is the walkman part <Kami-chan> It looks like an ascii penis! <b0kken> a pretty fucked up ascii penis
-MemoServ- Memo 1 from b0kken. To delete, use command: DEL 1 -MemoServ- *** Kami-chan has quit IRC (Quit: people are stupis) Here's one for your quote thingie.
<Sklisa> LISA NEEDS SOME PENIS
<Fuuma> it's pretty bad when shiv thinks every other thing he says is quote worthy and belongs in his script :P
<Shiv> and she says I'M bad for adding stupid quotes
<`Ataru`> "OH GREAT PENIS! BRING ME MANY YEARS OF ANAL RAPINGS!"
<Zechs> james fuck yourself <Shiv> if i could, do you think i'd be on IRC?
<`Ataru`> the only reason i can use linux is because i know msdos.
<youdontknowme> Shiv.. *shudder*
<Fuuma> we can make beautiful zombies together
<Fuuma> our father who fart in heaven?
* yuffie-chan fondles kate
<Zechs> Call her and say pauldarian hopes the next person he kills rots in your twat
*** Fuuma changes topic to 'Why do they make wonderbras but not wonder jock-straps?'
"The most important things lie too close to wherever your secret heart is buried, like landmarks to a treasure your enemies would love to steal away.  And you may make revelations that cost you dearly, only to have people look at you in a funny way, not understanding what you've said at all, or why you thought it was so important that you almost cried while you were saying it.  That's the worst, I think.  When the secret stays locked within not for want of a teller, but for want of an understanding ear." - Stephen King
* Fuuma glares at james <Shiv> ?? <Shiv> wha'd i do? <Fuuma> i dunno <Fuuma> but I'm sure there's something
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<b0kken> I still can't believe that enron went OOB <b0kken> you got any proof of this? <Shiv> www.cnn.com, motherfucker
<b0kken> I still can't believe that enron went OOB <Shiv> like i said, they need to budget the whores
<b0kken> I know PG&E went bankrupt last summer <Shiv> damn that erin brockovich
<cjf140> Grammar good me at.
The day some wack job takes out a dozen school children with a sponge is the day we've truly evolved as a species. - EMT 420
<Oafdog[WASP]> yeah, jews rule
<Cash[demo]> it said missing riff/wiff <Shiv_TXS> what the fuck is a wiff? <Cash[demo]> I dunno but I'm missing it
<Oafdog_DFA> better yet, go sit on the sidewalk at the restaurant with a shotty <Oafdog_DFA> and when peeps go in just scream "DO YOU WANT TO KNOW OUR SPECIAL TODAY!"
<|King`Fisherman|> i was feeding my snake, its been a week <|King`Fisherman|> i was fuckin with it taunting it and teasing it <Shiv_TXS> is that a metaphor, kron?
<KlesKz|Really`fricking`bored> shiv is scary...
<Mobius_TXS> omg me too I love to hold my ass cheeks
<Shiv_TXS> it was like the devil was raping my ass with a boomstick
<Shiv_TXS> partition magic is the software world's ejaculate in a kleenex lying forgotten by the garbage can
<Shiv_TXS> i could pass a fuckin watermelon through my colon
<Fongo_TXS> whats twat? <CAshsTwat> nothing
<Fongo_TXS> whats masturbate? <Oh|I|Know|BACONISGOOD> its a game fongo * FlypServ wins
* KlesKz|ChannelTHC jumps on pac-man <KlesKz|ChannelTHC> YOU ARE SO MANLU
<|-tHc-|Cash> OH PUT IT IN ME <kles> Put what in ya <Shiv[allsex0redout]> lemonade <Shiv[allsex0redout]> what the fuck do you think?
<wong> i dunno why i eat buffallo wings..every time i do, my bowels have a wattery world war <wong> mmm watery shit
<Shiv[gone]> i suppose i shouldn't say too much when my most common alias is "Sir Humpsalot" <Shiv[gone]> or "Flagellating Gopher"
* FlypServ picks up a javelin with a giant penis head on the end and hurls it at link
<`Apoc`> whats the chances of her becoming pregnant <Apocalypse_DFA[spam-eater]> if she wants to be pregnant, 50%. If she doesnt want to be pregant...100%
<`Apoc`> i blew a load inside my girl <Shiv[0utz0r]> LOL <Shiv[0utz0r]> welcome to the club
<parka> doom was a bad rip off of pong
<Shiv[gone]> wong doesn't need lube <Shiv[gone]> he's looser than a fifteen year old thai boy
Shiv_TXS: Anyone that easily offended should be dragged out into the street, gangstomped, and hung upside down by their pubic hair to be eaten by starving hamsters.
<Shiv[gone]> i need a dialing wand or something <[WaRZ]Pariah> congratulations shiv... you have graduated from fatass to superfatass
<Shiv_TXS> look on the bright side, at least no one's gonna give you the pooper pumper with a beer tap up the ass
<demon|werk> `addquote <Shiv[gone]> i look like a little girl <PloP`BoT> .·° Quote Added! : <Shiv[gone]> i look like a little girl °·. <Shiv[gone]> i hope you get cancer
<Gate7Wizard> I am a 19 year old female slut inside a over 30 male's body
Shiv_TXS: An SSN IS a nuclear submarine; USS is just the designation that lets the Islamic terrorists know which one to row the dinghy towards.
<Shiv_TXS> i tried to fix the chink in my neck by karate chopping myself <Shiv_TXS> i think i did permanent damage
<PloP`BoT> j00 - (n): Multiple definitions: Can either mean 'you' or 'jew' <PloP`BoT> Usage: "j00 are a j00 that couldn't scr00 a j00 to make a n00 j00"
<Shiv_TXS> little does cash realize he just shat himself
<Ghost[Nap]> trying to improve shogo's ai is like trying to fire sardines out of an uzi
<Shiv[gone]> eat my ass until it spews forth buttery goodness
Shiv_TXS: anyone from TXS could beat you using only well placed face-mashings on the keyboard.
<Vertical_Few> man the other day some guy at the beach was smoking a bong that smelled like ass
<smoth_gettin_Greased> sniper I am john carmack jr here
<Mobius[Away]> but you look like frankenstein in that pic smoth <Mobius[Away]>in a good way i mean
<|-tHc-|Cash> man, my ass stinks
<FlypServ> my nuts are big and saggy
<Shiv[hungover-killme]> write some extra sodomy code into his eggdrop
<Shiv_TXS> fuck we need a shut up button on the ps forums
*** Quits: PloP`BoT (echo9@dsl092-128-232.chi1.dsl.speakeasy.net) (Excess Flood) <Hito|Giant|Cakodus> oop<Hito|Giant|Cakodus> i killed plop
<KlesKz> Shiv[gone] talks too much <Shiv[gone]> Shiv[gone] is going to get horny in your ass if you talk to him much more
<KlesKz> shiv is our rectum ranger
* Yuri82 milks hito
<KlesKz> My dad has 1 testicle<KlesKz> My sister kicked the other one<KlesKz> and busted it<KlesKz> so he had to get it removed
* FlypServ just blew ass
*** Quits: itsa_trunk (PermaFried@dialup-209.245.205.141.Dial1.Houston1.Level3.net) (gotta go,need to jake off!)
<KlesKz> i wish i were a girl <KlesKz> i just wanna be fucked <KlesKz> if i was a gal <KlesKz> i'd wanna be fucked by a guy
<Oafdog_DFA> i feel like raping a small woodland creature
<Fentoozler51> Operating System: [Windows ME (4.90 - 3000)] Uptime: [54m 16s] CPU: [1-Intel P3 Celeron (Cu), 631MHz, 128KB] Memory: [Usage: 187/255MB (73.33%) [|||||||---]] Network Interfaces: [#1 (PPP Adapter. (9Kb/s) 0.00MB In, 0.00MB Out) #2(Realtek RTL8029(AS) Ethernet Adapt (10Mb/s) 0.81MB In, 6.41MB Out)] Monitor: [1280x1024 16bit [Badazz SysInfo] <Shiv[gone]> i wouldn't fucking admit to having that
<KlesKz> why are you moving <Shiv[gone]> because they found the children i buried in the basement <Shiv[gone]> i guess the kittens stapled to the fence gave me away
<Yo_Mamma> he will beat me with well placed face smashings on the keyboard <Shiv[moving-and-cleaning]> i could beat you with poorly placed face mashings
<parka|TRKogalDevelopment> it's lie i tell ya im crazy for the cock!!!
*** Quits: KlesKz (powerbar@ppp456.ac1.56k.execulink.com) (Jizzing on the roof, madness is imminent)
<Spudnewt> I fuck my bed
* KlesKz is now known as Shiv_TXS_56k <Shiv_TXS> i fucking hate you.
<Cash[gotgas]> fold your tongue and scoop it up!
<KlesKz> We are dyslexic of borg. Resiliance is floor tile. You will be ass laminated.
<GB_Shogo> I lay better, ;p <GB_Shogo> oops, PLay
Tommy says: and quite frankly, I don't think I wanna be thinking about someone elses mom when I boink my girlfriend
Tommy says: and where's the "block fatter than Jupiter" button on this damn friendfinder
Tommy says: lowerIntestinal Explorer
<Shiv_TXS> fuck, this muscle in my neck's seizing up again <Shiv_TXS> must... keep... downloading... pr0nz0r
<Yuri82> but we have to keep it in a tank high above in the ceiling <Yuri82> so we can get water pressure <Shiv_TXS> where do you live? zimbabwe?
* Happosai climbs into Zuni's ass.
<FlypVeg> i have a rimjob fetish
The Flagellating Gopher says: i have a new respect for broadband || The Flagellating Gopher says: when i get my DSL hooked up, i think i'm just going to hump it for an hour or two || The Flagellating Gopher says: screaming "I LOVE YOU!  I LOVE YOU!" until the police come || Kail says: or your wife knocks you out with a bat
<Yo_Mamma> where has kron been? <Hitocakkidus> he had a large mammal inserted in his ass last i saw
*** Samurai`Jack is now known as Wax0r_Mc`Squirtage
<Shiv_TXS> don't make me take yo_ from behind like we're in Oz, man <Yo_Mamma> lets go to oz
<Shiv_TXS> felching – v. – to complete an act of anal intercourse, whereupon after ejaculating, the male then licks the blood, semen and faeces from the anus of his receptacle. <Wax0r_Mc`Squirtage> you mean, a night with cash
<Shiv_TXS> whoever came up with that color scheme should be hung by their nuts and used as a pinata
<Shiv_TXS> you know i'm in love with you <Oafdog_DFA> i can tell when you let me cum in your hair
<Shiv_TXS> i hope you don't think i'm gonna knock out my teeth to give you a gummer for the +o, though
<Shiv_TXS> whoever made this script needs to get beaten with my cock
<Mobius_TXS> yeah hell be out praisin the l33tn3ss of clan G spot or whatever it is
<smoth[^evil^]> I work for my scholl
<ChanServ> [c45h|mafia] Fongo is my Dingleberry
* Shiv_TXS snuggles anjel's bandwidth
<Herolink> i got to good at quake
<hotlipz> hey do any1 wanna chat?
KR0NIK: it's not over 'till the fat lady sucks your knob
*** Quits: FatChickThrilla_DFA (FatChickTh@AC8F2D88.ipt.aol.com)
<Anjel_Few[Chillaxin]> if i was you i'd call em up and be like f00, j00 get your ass down here and fix me my l337 conection so i can brous pr0
<Shiv_TXS> and jebus save the j00 who tries to put me off <Shiv_TXS> i'll be on them like herpes on cash
<Spudnewt> just because you have a firewall doesnt mean you cant send data j00 j0015h j000
<Oafdog_DFA> he said not to cuss so of course me and anjel told him he was a fucking fuckhead who fucked his own fucking mother
* Shiv_CIK does the CIK dance <Shiv_CIK> that's where we fuck oaf up the ass to the tune of a spice girls song, btw
*** Quits: Oafdog_DFA (oafdog_dfa@sdn-ap-028dcwashP0506.dialsprint.net) (OAF in 2004)
<Shiv_TXS> i really need to clean the keyboard <Anjel_Few[At_work]> hehe, needed to clean the keyboard
<Shiv_TXS> okay kie <Master_K> wtf <Master_K> no kie here <Shiv_TXS> it was an insult. <Master_K> lol, that's why i complained
<Oafdog_DFA> once upon a time, there was this fat guy that worked in a hardware store, his name was Oaf.  He hated customers.  One day, a bliq lady came in and Oaf started having visions of her lying on the floor in a pool of blood having death spasms, probably caused by the pencil he placed in her ear canal
<Gate7Wizard> I liked him much better as Armegeddon_NWA <Oafdog_DFA> i liked him better as SHOGOUNINSTALLED_NWA
<Shiv_CIK> it was kinda like coming home and finding your pet cat stapled to the bathroom wall
<Gate7Wizard> Um female company has arrived, I will not brb .. need sumthin else heh
<FlypServ> dong gets long, glass shatters inside, pain ensues
* Oafdog_DFA says, Shiv, thats a pretty mouth you have, my only question is, WHY ISN'T IT ON MY COCK!
<Anjel_Few[Werk]> !huggle Shiv_TXS * ChanServ huggles Anjel_Few[Werk] <Shiv_TXS> LOL
<FlypServ> fuckin mexicans, must have a missing gene somewhere that allows the expression of caveman-level agression
<Gladiator> u got herpz? <Yo_Mamma> i had them in the eye
<Gladiator> im a cakasour that lubs having Cash rub his salad on my nose!!
<Gladiator> i am yor ass whipe from downt the street FEED MEE!!!
<FlypServ> french women have hairy boobs
<FlypServ> how much r33r could a qu33rs sp33r sp33r if a qu33rs sp33r could sp33r r33r
<Shiv_TXS> i also have twelve jewel mp3s on my computer.
<Shiv_TXS> you should be one of those webcam girls <Oafdog_DFA> old men send me presents to see me in my tight white panties
Pardo says: Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks
<Shiv_TXS> he'll be all over you like black on kie
<wong> "POO POOO POO IN UR SOUL, IN YOUR MIND, POO POO POO ON MY CAK, WASH IT OFF WHEN U ARE DONE.. POO POOO PPOO
* FlypServ flips demon over and goes to work
<Hotdawg_SKA> anybody here know what Hmong is? <FlypServ> chinese transvestite lesbians
* FlypServ wants to be approved for planetside * Shiv_TXS wants to be approved as a gynecologist, but you don't see that happening either
<Oafdog_DFA> i like hearing big ape-like men singing about raping elderly people, not some skinny teenager whining about his sister's lingerie not fitting him right
<Oafdog_DFA> i know i go to far sometimes when i pray for nuclear holocaust, but just wanting a few simple people to die is not bad
<Hitosezphuckmsn> poopling uncontrollably?
<FatChickThrilla_DFA> yeah but that comes from fisting, not an illness
<Shiv_TXS> no fat, no calories, may cause anal leakage <Shiv_TXS> sign me up
KR0NIK_TXS: HAMMER TIME! Do DO Doo da DO da DOOOO da Dooooo
<Yo_Mamma> me takein off my shirt then him takein pics of my jubilies
Shiv_TXS: Maybe if I placed a pencil in your eye you wouldn't be able to post anymore.
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*** Yo_Mamma (Yo_Mamma@h68-146-194-47.cg.shawcable.net) Quit (time to make hot lub to the neighbours)
<Oafdog_DFA> no, he's too busy wondering why he didn't force your mom to have an abortion
<Shiv_TXS> my dick, your ass. try me.
* FlypServ dips his penis in oafs beer
<Shiv_TXS> i want to know who set up authserv so i can fuck them in the nose
<FlypServ> my pet name for my ass is stinky
<FlypServ> i knew something was wrong w/ my sound, one of my speakers is out
<Yo_Mamma> it took me 1 month to figure out that my printer wasnt workin cause a cable was only half in
<FlypServ> i wasnt on the cover of crack whore magazine, canadian edition
<Shiv_TXS> i thought you were negroid
<FlypServ> the original name of the clan was NWA-GED <FlypServ> Niggers With A GED
<Shiv_TXS> i'm going to go take a shit and a shower <Shiv_TXS> hopefully not simultaneously
<demonrage> `stats <demonrage> `stats you fuck
<demonrage> plop has been unattended for weeks <demonrage> he got a little goofy
<FlypScum> now why the hell would anyone give themselves a screenname of 01purplepenis
<ProgrammerDan_GTS> I'm supposed to be a good typist or something... <ProgrammerDan_GTS> u know... 80 words per minute <ProgrammerDan_GTS> don't ask my error rate, thoug...
<Yo_Mamma> i like my soup the same way i like my salad <Yo_Mamma> a lil runny wit some chunks
* Shiv_TXS was kicked by FatChickThrilla_DFA (.:/eVo\:. ‡‡iRC‡‡...Repeat Flood... ( 60 sec. Ban ) <Kick #36>) *** Now talking in #planetshogo <Shiv_TXS> oh man, is he gonna get it up the ass for that one
*** sai_moto sets mode: -o FatChickThrilla_DFA <FatChickThrilla_DFA> Hey sai_moto Why did you deop me? .:/eVo\:. ‡‡iRC‡‡
<Shiv_TXS> 'addquate. jesus.
<FlypServ> i sing too * FlypServ is l337
<Gate[Stove|Slave]> i would have a bionic cak installed, with auto-everything
* Yo_Mamma waits for pyro to quit so smacky and i can talk bout her mom * LOB-PyroChica bows and flies away * LOB-PyroChica has quit IRC <Yo_Mamma> so whats the chances if i flip a coin for her mom i would get head?
Chris B. says: Anthrax in my coffee...Anthrax in my soup...Anthrax up my bunghole...And Anthrax in my poop
<Shiv_TXS> i'm just gonna go jerk myself off with razor blades now.
<Oafdog_DAF> all your ASS belongs to me.
<demonrage> where's the pr0n
<KR0NlK> i should opena pr0nzeria * Shiv_TXS would be your first customer
<Shiv_TXS> every time kron gives me a pr0n link, it's full of morbidly obese people
<Gladiator_TXS_recruit> `urk
<Shiv_TXS> holy fat, batman
<Shiv_TXS> "blonde bombshell" my hairy white ass
<demonrage> wtf this site is like watching animal planet
<KR0NlK> its no good unless there is AT least 3 rolls
<Gladiator_TXS_recruit> www.gaysex.com
*** Yo_Mamma is now known as Yo_The_Dong_Smoker
<c45h> !probe shiv_Txs <c45h> fuk, I can't even probe u
* Gladiator_TXS_recruit gets blak paiont
<Oafdog_DFA> YEEAAAHHH BOYYYYYYY!!!! Flava Flav Oafdog in tha hizzoowww!
<Yo_Mamma> caps r suck
* c45h slaps Shiv around with Yo wrestingling outfit
<c45h> you would if I duck taped you to the ceiling with just your ass exposed
<c45h> KAin cruised all boys schools
<FlypServ> the owner is too skinny though, looks like she took up modeling right after getting out of auschwitz
<Shiv_TXS> my grandmother was jewish! <Shiv_TXS> but now she's soap.
<Shiv_TXS> or i'm gonna find a mig strafing my apartment.
<DooBalI> omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgom
<Anjel_Few[At_Da_werk]> MMMMMMMMMM RIBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Shiv_TXS> `url <demonrage> .·° #planetshogo Stats URL: http://www.xtremegn.com/irc/planetshogo.html ! °·.
<Oafdog_DFA> come and get it big boy
<Shiv_TXS> that was gayer than ass sex
<Shiv_TXS> what can i say. i'm practically a chick.
<Shiv_TXS> i'm trying to ask a question, you incomprehensible assbitch
<Shiv_TXS> stop trying to download pictures of jesus cornholing santa while giving birth on toby keith's tummy-tum
<Shiv[shogo]> normally i'm not so abusive towards flyp <PRESTO> why not? <Shiv[shogo]> you don't shit where you eat, dude
<Shiv_TXS> gayer than getting a handjob from a semi-conscious black man
*** You were kicked from #sex by OpServ (This channel is illegal.)
<Oafdog_DFA> my ass is on fire
<wongius> I love you deeply, more than the depths of the ocean. I love you with a passion, a passion more ferocious than the raging fires of the sun. My hunger for your love is great, greater than the galaxy. I think about you every night and day. I think I am going mad, but I'm going mad for you. -{To my beloved Shiviepoo
<KlesKz|WaitingLonger4_BB> LOL my cat is giving my other cat a blow job
NoRBERT: ESPECIALLY oN ULTRA NoT AZN STYLE PLAYA HATAZ SUCH AZ (BUT NoT LIMITED To) SMURFZ GIGGLZZ KLEKSZZ NATIoN AND ANYONE WHo IS (S)HIV-PoZITIVE. ALSo CR4SH AND FLYPAZZ WHo I oWN IN IRC So MUCH DEY HAVE 2 BAN ME I MAKE DEM CRIEZ CRAKKA TEARZ.
<Twiztid`hockey> i got a flu shot today <Twiztid`hockey> it was a fine buzz
<Shiv_TXS> i want to poop myself involuntarily
<Shiv_TXS> jews have the hollocaust, blacks have slavery, japanese have the atomic bomb <Shiv_TXS> canadians have bigger penises, have more sex anually, and DON'T get bombed by ragheads. <Shiv_TXS> we're good.
<c45h> http://www.stileproject.com/flash/ass.html <woiding> <-- 56k <woiding> so i dont wanna lag irc
*** CitizenErazed has quit IRC (If I'd known we were going to end up having sex, I probably wouldn't have wanked off into the mashed potatoes.)
<KR0NlK> thats a black guy thing fat chicks
<GameshowJunkie> i hate my parents <GameshowJunkie> they make me go to bed at 11
<Oafdog_DFA> my bot blows worse than shiv at a priest convention
<Shiv_TXS> uhm... she took a tentacle up the ass for her father once.
<Shiv_TXS> the only true antivirus is darwinism
<SkiD_SKA> ...... *** SkiD_SKA (~java@adsl-81-244-17.btr.bellsouth.net) Quit (SkiD_SKA) <Shiv_TXS> moron
<CountFragula> chicks think its rad when you tell em you have a bad ass DVD player that lets you copy videos to tape. its a total aphrodisiac to them
<FlypServ> cash made me dilate half a foot
* SkiD_SKA has had under-aged sex... <Shiv_TXS> your cat doesn't count <FlypServ> neither does your stepdad
<KR0NlK> my woman is not large, 102 lbs <S_M_G> 3 ft tall
<FlypServ> i wonder if butch lesbians are lesbians simply because theyre ugly
<Shiv_TXS> mob knows he'll be all over him like kerosene on a black church
<FlypServ> and now.. oaf jumping on trampolines <FatChickThrilla_DFA> oh god no
<FlypServ> "what can i say about hugh hefner that hasnt already been incoherently mumbled by a young woman with his cock in her mouth"
Shiv_TXS: shit, they'd need a wheelbarrow to take away my foreskin
<Shiv_TXS> i practically lost a testicle to frostbite putting up my xmas lights
<Shiv_TXS> jesus count, do you know EVERYTHING? <CountFragula> um, looks like theres some gaps in quantum theory and man/boy love in there
<wongmaster> my ass hurts alot
* ProgrammerDan_GTS looks at Shiv with a harse glare...
Darrick says: I might have a date friday night | Darrick says: with a girl
<GSJ_OperaOwnz> she's got a wang, thats so photoshop
<Blue_nSb> I hope you fall off a cliff, and catch ur wang on a jagged rock, and ur wang holds u 1,000 feet above ground
<GSJ_NoSchoolTomorrow> i know someone who bought an n64 game, filed it to fit in his floppy and got mad because it wouldn't work
<Giggs_TXS> good lord if u must know im 6'2 145 lbs
<Shiv_TXS> i just want to grab my modem and fuck it to death
<Yo_Mamma> it feels good when men touch me down there
<Oafdog_DFA> i'd like to see kie with a spork sticking out of his spleen
<Shiv_TXS> jesus, you'd think darwinism would've weeded kie out by now
<Shiv_TXS> his train of thought is more meandering than the piss trail of a vietnam POW with broken glass shoved in his urethra
<Shiv_TXS> flyp, go throw another j00 on the fire or something <FlypServ> hmm, campfire does look a little low
<flyp|essay`writing> shiv is a spaceman, he can ignite my rocket any day
<Oafdog_DFA> lol no wonder the nuck life expectancy is like 35 years <Shiv_TXS> only when we go to war alongside the US :)
<Shiv_TXS> my mouth feels like it was raped by someone with a really small penis <Shiv_TXS> small, spiky, steel penis
<Shiv_TXS> figure i'll just barricade myself in the computer room with a bucket and a box of kraft dinna
<demonrage> gaydar usually points to doo
<Flypcyd> thats like taking pride in being prime minister of canada
*** Quits: FuBaR (steimel@idle.and.inactive.org) (Read error: 69 (Excessive sex))
<Flypcyd> shiv drinks beer out of mammas grand canyonesque asscrack <Shiv_TXS> the only asscrack i drink out of is tubgirl's
<Shiv_TXS> stupid cunt network <Shiv_TXS> i'd like to hold that server down and fuck it until it's mom gets a sore snatch
<demonrage> whoever tries to takeover the channel and not restore peace will result in swift flooding
<Shiv_TXS> you're a bot? <|King`Fisherman|> depejnds on which subject your refering too
<FlypServ> at least know the proper name of the outlet for your subhuman tendencies
<Shiv_TXS> i'll give you a reacharound no matter how much you owe.
<Shiv_TXS> will anyone trade oral sex for a 12V, 1A DC power adapter?
<FatChickThrilla_DFA> cancer owns <FatChickThrilla_DFA> especially when people i hate get it
<Shiv_TXS> if you're buggering santa while he's going down on jesus, that quantifies bad sexual deviation
<Shiv_TXS> if you're buggering santa while he's going down on jesus, that quantifies bad sexual deviation <Oafdog_DFA> meing, don't talk about jesus, especially not near his bday
<Shiv[gone]> well, it's not really *on* the scrotum <Shiv[gone]> off to the left, but close enough to have accessed all the scrotal pain sensors
<BlaqServ> so it basically hax0red your ball nerve network
<Shiv[gone]> from now on, when i find something growing on my scrotum, i leave it alone
<Count> don't make me call you Shivallator
*** Oafdog_DFA is now known as Oafdog_DFA[amish`buffet]
<FlypServ> ive only known two eq addicted people, one grew up and the other dumped me to work on her character
<Shiv[gone]> hey, it works for me. he's paying me $10/h to be an accountant <Shiv[gone]> even though the work makes me want to fuck my own eyesockets
<Gate`HungOver> 10 CA is *more* than 10 US <Shiv[gone]> maybe in Never Never Land
<Oafdog_DFA> Once upon a time there was a guy named Oaf. His favorite hobby was raping elderly people. One day after he nutted on an old mans face, he looked down and noticed the old man was actually a 20 year old asian man, with downs syndrome
<Gladiator_TXS> discovery was the closest porn i could get as a young 1
* FlypServ services shiv
<All_Star25_nSb> well alcohol prolly reduces the risk of infection i think... <Shiv_TXS> so does peroxide <Shiv_TXS> and it doesn't make you feel like you just dipped your scrotum in a paper shredder
<Shiv_TXS> the ability to use IRC before the age of 25 pretty much guarantees the fact that you'll be a virgin until middle age
<Apocalypse_DFA> shiv and pr0n....like yin and yang
*** FlypServ is now known as flyp|powerdump
<FlypServ> oh its centerprises <FlypServ> wtf is a centerprise <Shiv[gone]> enterprises <Shiv[gone]> you fucking gook <FlypServ> god damnit <FlypServ> lol
<c45h> scruggs got beefed by a chick wearing a windowss rocks shirt
<Shiv_TXS> holy big tits, batman
<Shiv_TXS> how did i ever fucking survive on dialup <c45h> how do you survive living in igloos? <Shiv_TXS> how did you survive sitting on my cock? <c45h> that was your cock?  I thought I ahd a splinter <Shiv_TXS> i'm sure that's what you told the doctors later <Shiv_TXS> "really sir, a splinter turned my anus into hamburger"
<Shiv_TXS> i'd rather pull a testicle out of my urethra
<Yo_Mamma> my grammer is super great if u compare it to a 1 year old
<FlypServ> nuck Sons of bitches <Shiv[gone]> you'd think years of being abused about your sexual orientation would've given you a thicker skin
<FlypServ> lol, if i was going to join a clan ever again, i wouldnt do it with shogo, and i certainly wouldnt pick a foreigner clan <Shiv_TXS> plus you'd have to find a clan full of crossdressing pedophiles
<Shiv_TXS> i just spent thirty seconds looking for my lighter before realizing i was holding it <Shiv_TXS> so maybe i should shut it
<KlesKz> El Fucktardo! <TheOneandOnlyY2D> lol, I'm stealing that <TheOneandOnlyY2D> El Fucktardo
Closing Link: KlesKz[ppp289.ac1.56k.execulink.com] Hub.Elite-Irc.Net (Killed (moe (you are an ass.)))
<Shiv_TXS> what time zone are you living in? 1994? <woiding> 1994 isnt a time zone u nutsak * Shiv_TXS kicks the sarcasm fairy
* Shiv_TXS buggers demon with the sarcasm fairy
<ProgrammerDan_GTS> get license get car drive... freedom <Shiv_TXS> get license get car get girl pregnant in backseat <Shiv_TXS> != freedom
<Gate7Wizard> rumsfield looks like something I ejaculated the other day...
<Gate7Wizard> Ahh mamma /me want to squeeze freshness from your juicy n00bs
<Yo_Mamma> my freshness is many
<KlesKz> shiv hasn't blown his load in 14 minutes
<KlesKz> I PLAY SIMGIRL
<ProgrammerDan_GTS> and kleskz with random non-sensical comments
<Shiv[sex0r]> Note to Self: do NOT attempt to multitask by removing contact lenses while peeing
<KlesKz> my cat walks by and i start laughing <KlesKz> so don't mind my monologues
* KlesKz is choking on his own cum
<KlesKz> If I told you I blew a hole in my ass would that get on the quotes? <Shiv_TXS> no
<Oafdog_DFA> god i wish the south had won
<Yo_Mamma> i like it black
<Spudnewt> blow chunks like a dog with west nile virus, mother fucka
<Oafdog_DFA> only reason i know about Ontario is because of Bret Hart <Shiv_TXS> bret hart was from alberta <Oafdog_DFA> alberta, thats right
*** KlesKz is now known as Shiv|In|A|PinkBikini
Wong_TXS: hey jester i was wondering when ur gonna post official face off times, the thing is giggs has to leave sat night for ultimate frisbee gay orgy or something
<Shiv|In|A|PinkBikini> I passed a dishwasher thru my ass once and took it to russia <Shiv|In|A|PinkBikini> where i met vlad the inhaler <Shiv|In|A|PinkBikini> they sent me to mars and when i came back i had to go thru customs
<Shiv_TXS> stop trying to download pictures of jesus cornholing santa while giving birth on toby keith's tummy-tum
<Shiv|In|A|PinkBikini> my brother is a 13 year old virgin (i think)
*** Quits: SHiv|in|a|pnik|bikni (powerbar@ppp165.ac1.56k.execulink.com) (Quit: heh) <SHiv|in|a|pnik|bikni> wroign buttoj
<SHiv|in|a|pnik|bikni> ITS MY LACK OF SPALCE <SHiv|in|a|pnik|bikni> BACLKSPACE
<smoth_is_cleaning> my diskwasher is broken...
<Shiv_TXS> reading your incoherant nut-rambling is making me want to kill small furry animals with big wet eyes
<Oafdog_DFA> oooooohhhhhh, i'm gonna be conductor on the MANTRAIN!
<Oafdog_DFA> Mr T was bling bling before there was bling bling
<Shiv_TXS> yeah, but ps2 dvd capablities are comparable to sticking a CD in my ass and expecting my colon to copy it
<Shiv_TXS> GET OUT OF MY BRAIN <Shiv_TXS> i've already got satan and elmo here, fuck
* Spudnewt poo
<All_Star25_nSb> woo! * All_Star25_nSb got his sig up <smoth[^evil^]> eewww put that away
* Shiv_TXS plays the Oz game with yo * Yo_Mamma is extra good at that one
<Yo_Mamma> id do norb if i saw him again
<ElevenBravo> man my boxer shorts smell like ass
<ElevenBravo> I'll buy that beotch when I get back from slaying dune coons
<ElevenBravo> girls LOVE getting they're assholes licked :D
<ElevenBravo> flyp, do you use windowsxp? <FlypServ> of course <FlypServ> version stolen.0
<Shiv_TXS> you've never given an all-natural colonoscopy?
<Gate7Wizard> "download now" ?? more like "down the hatch, not the snatch"
<FlypServ> i have to leanrn to flush twice
<ElevenBravo> I wonder how she would react to a 12 inch bliqdiq in her ass
<MassAssGas> Calculus and alcohol do not mix. NEVER drink and derive
<Gate7Wizard> Oaf I can please see your "cob?"
* Gate7Wizard is a itty bitty man wit a BIG BLACK CAK <Oafdog_DFA> ok, that does it, i'm not coming to your house for thanksgiving now gate
* Gate[bustin`a`nut`in`Shivs`hon is now known as G7W[bustin`nuts`in`shiv`honor]
<FlypServ> http://www.planetf00.com/shiv
<FlypServ> omg, someone submit my name to meanpeople.com
* ElevenBravo shots shiv with the sand nigger ionizor ray
<ProgrammerDan> dude, even a 7 inch cak shows in a singlet <ProgrammerDan> especially when ur name is Yo_Mamma and u get excited
<FlypServ> i always get warm whenever you bring up anuses
<WraithServ> good god, these painkillers RULE
<FlypServ> i need someone to poke something inside me
<Crapse> i mean come on....Mr. T beat T-cell cancer <Crapse> "i pity da f00 who dies from cancer!"
<mamma|morrowind> i just plain masterbate
<Shiv[gone]> although i did manage to fix my wife's hairdryer <Shiv[gone]> so if this one goes really bad, i can hop into a nice hot bath with it
<Shiv[gone]> mosw-mad? <FlypServ[MOSW-MaD]> ministry of silly walks :D
<Twiztid> once your spam count is gone the only way is artificial inspamination
<Gate7Wizard[AFK]> winRAR not work w/Linu? <demonrage> WINrar
*** Continentus_Buttox is now known as He-Whore <He-Whore> by the power of greyskull!
<He-Whore> where they dont suppress ecology like valtrex on herpes
<Shiv[GMAB]> but if my daughter hadn't been in the backseat, i would've made honda surprise out of that dog
* ProgrammerDan strokes the great pulsation of oaf's great power
<Fentoozler182> i was snowskating today and i did a flip off some little cliff thing <Fentoozler182> but it wasnt supposed to happen <Fentoozler182> it hurt
<Shiv_TXS> i screamed like a 12 year old boy getting raped by a black porn star
<SteamedHams> if you drop a watermelon off the empire state building, does it get eaten by negroes before it hits the ground?
<demon|werk> <ab> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
<Yo_Mamma> i like long things <Yo_Mamma> they atract me
*** parka|TRsupersceinceninja is now known as hotteen886863
<Yo_Mamma> i like to sex the wall
<Yo_Mamma> OMG JIZZY
<Spudnewt> i h4xed my pants + deleted my penis
<flyp|bed> laters b <flyp|bed> christ that sounded ghetto
<Shiv_TXS> he needs it canadian-style <FlypServ> small and barely noticeable? <Shiv_TXS> i was thinking "drunk and semi-conscious," but whatever
<Oafdog_DFA> tell him the one about you and the parapalegic mexican flyp <FlypServ> oh you mean partial pepe?
<FlypServ> so oaf was spanking me on the ass the other day
<Shiv_TXS> tell me a story, flyp <Shiv_TXS> and not one of your getting fucked up the ass stories, either
<demonrage> thats like licking someone elses ass man
<Shiv_TXS> flyp's a south african waterjew
<Gladiator_TXS> im the 1337 hoxpr
<Spudnewt> i dont wanna lose my virginitty
<FlypServ> i got poop on my hand after wiping
<ElevenBravo> you know, the dude that you jerked off in the bathroom at dennys
<Shiv_TXS> "wear a condom" <Shiv_TXS> "shut the fuck up, you halfwit dropout" <Shiv_TXS> "your idea of safe sex is turning the lights out so you don't get scared to death in the middle of the night by the atrocity you picked up in the bar"
<Ap0c4|yp53_DF4> wassup shiv my homosexual lover <Shiv_TXS> nothing apoc, my beautiful bitch
<Oafdog_DFA> you are a subject when you have no weaponry
<Shiv_TXS> where flyp is permanently suspended above a vat of boiling mexican lard, being spanked by demented monkeys?
<demon|werk> if you're listening to anything im saying, remember this one important thing <demon|werk> there is no sex in flyp's bedroom
<Shiv_TXS> the mexicans are your enemies <Shiv_TXS> they invented tequila to intoxicate, then impregnate
<Yo_Mamma_FEW> cause i cant spell worth hsit
<ripper> nah <ripper> its safe <ripper> I know what I'm doing
<Bill_Engvall> MY CAT THRU UP <Bill_Engvall> IT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF SHIVS ASS
<Spudnewt> his last movie had to do something with anal hampsters
<Oafdog_DFA> MASS EXECUTIONS ARE THE SOLUTION
<Count> here comes 11 inches of digital niggaconda
<Shiv[class]> "Hey, Mr. President. When even the Germans don't want to fight, take the fucking hint."
<FlypServ> if we got david hasselhoff to tell the germans that war with iraq is good, theyd jump on the bandwagon in a heartbeat
<Shiv_TXS> my ass would make an excellent sanding device
<Shiv_TXS> my anal hair already has industrial uses
<PRESTO> well, shiv's here if he's interested he should look at it, but then again, i think txs is pretty much over any way
<Twiztid> my snake went psycho 2 days ago <Shiv_TXS> did he attack your wife? <Twiztid> no me <Twiztid> bigtime i almost karate chopped it <Twiztid> i fed it , it got all ornery <Shiv_TXS> this metaphor gets better and better
<FlypServ> bend over and take my mexicanness up your poopyhole like a good redneck
<Shiv[shogo]> especially flyp <Shiv[shogo]> he's all talk, no cock
<Shiv[shogo]> normally i'm not so abusive towards flyp <PRESTO> why not? <Shiv[shogo]> you don't shit where you eat, dude
<|f3|wong> gigs is prob watchin his sister undress
<Shiv_TXS> i'll give you some negroconda to hold onto, oaf
<Shiv_TXS> are you having phone sex or something? <Twiztid> no <Twiztid> some girl answered
<Oafdog_DFA> lol, i called cash one day, and his girlfriend answered the phone and i was like, uhhh, i need to talk to the guy i play shogo with, i don't know his name tho
<Shiv_TXS> i DID call your mother a club-wielding shitape
<smoth[^migrane^]> I just wanted a warez copy <KR0NlK> so look for it :o <smoth[^migrane^]> where at? <KR0NlK> http.ihavenofuckinidea.com
*** Joins: fuckyougamesnet (demonrage@sdn-ap-009ilchicP0040.dialsprint.net) <fuckyougamesnet> AUTH YOU MOTHER FUCKER
<Oafdog_DFA> in the middle of the night, he started realizing the only way to solve this problem <Oafdog_DFA> was to masturbate furiously into the anal cavity of an elderly chinese man
<Oafdog_DFA> next week we'll hear the one about the Polish Gymnast that gives anal sex to his father with a wiffle bat
<Oafdog_DFA> if you squeeze your fist just right it looks like a vagina
<Shiv_TXS> that fucker assvomits all sorts of interesting things
<Ademion_DFA> dont know her but i feel like id ram her ass... oops, think iml too drunk to type nice things
<Oafdog_DFA[lunch]> thats like seeing a hot chick advertising something, and when the camera zooms out she's taking a dump
<Shiv_TXS> it's like someone replaced the contents of my colon with battery acid
<|f3|fongo> hey shiv <|f3|fongo> u got a pic of j00 wife?
<Gladiator_TXS> Anally fisting Estelle Getty was the highpoint of my life
<FlypMeing> damnit shiv, my penis emits a cheeselike substance after last night with you
*** mr_ass is now known as SourCreme_andShiv
<SkiD_SKA> Anni is starting too much shit <Shiv_DFA> he's about as respected as something i flushed about an hour ago
<DarkstormWorking> I'm 18.455. <JtotheB> Eleet. Nice and legal.
<Shiv_DFA> i'd be on fire faster than a black texan's lawn
<FlypServ> picking up girls in a library is like picking up girls at a church service
* Quits: Oafdog_DFA (~me@sdn-ap-020dcwashP0505.dialsprint.net) (Quit: I dream of sucking Shiv's anus)
<FatChickThrilla_DFA> when i dream of sucking shiv's anus, i usually wake up in a cold sweat and immediately puke what appears to be my lower intestines out <Shiv_DFA> coincidentally enough, the same thing that happens when i remember my night with yo's mamma <Shiv_DFA> pardon the pun.
<Yo_Mamma> i like goin down there
<woid`lola`woid> like we'll be talkin bout ranch and he'll bust in and say "i fucked my dog last nite"
<Shiv_DFA> something about scruggles fondling my nuts caught her attention
<JtotheB> YOUR MOMMA'S A MAN
<Yo_Mamma> i dont know how long ima be fucking this kid
<Oafdog_DFA> really, i'm 25 and its like 25 seconds of intercourse and i'm no good for atleast half a day
<Shiv_DFA> hey, i need the money <Shiv_DFA> if the kid hits a growth spurt, she's gonna be wearing newspaper and duct tape
<Shiv_DFA> FUCKING GODDAMNED PAPERCLIP
<SkiD_SKA> uuuugggghhh
* demon`werk does the wanking motion
<FlypServ> you guys treat your state cops way better than we treat ours <Shiv_DFA> that's because ours don't shoot hobos for sport
<Count`Fragula> it only hurts the 1st time baby
<[Grim_nSb]> and you, shiv, are not one to be talking about others being flawed <[Grim_nSb]> only people in here who make you seem normal are mamma and flyp
<JtotheB> BALLS IN UR MOUTH
<NoRBERT> SHoGo NEEDZ SoME AIM-oNLY LVLZ <NoRBERT> LIKE ALL AR oR SHoTTY oR MG <NoRBERT> No KATo oR EG oR ToW WEAPoNZ U CAN GET LUCKY WIT
<Oafdog_DFA> i like master k's post about the rezzes driving everybody away <Oafdog_DFA> why doesn't he just come out and say "I NEED MODELBOXES"
Spike Spiegel_NWA: my shotty says whats up highlander | GB_Smokey_DFA: And your shotty says, "why you keep putting me up your corn hole"
<chisoxiest> is it just me... or does eveyone think that quadrapelegics are greedy? <chisoxiest> "i can't reach that" <chisoxiest> "i'm not tall enough" <chisoxiest> i mean c'mon now
<Oafdog_DFA> and of course when i get that first pay check i will masturbate furiously, followed by holding it over my wifes head saying, how much do you want it
<NoRBERT> CoMMENCE oWNAGE IGNITIoN
<JtotheB> Please, NoRBERT, don't take your fly tricked out Honda up to Canada and "bust a cap" in my ass.
<FatChickThrilla_DFA> um, why was your wang out shiv
<Oafdog_DFA> brb, gotta beat the piss outta my dick
<Shiv_DFA> very few of the bitches in here play <All_Star25_nSb> i do!
<NoRBERT> LoOK AT yyyyy <All_Star25_nSb> why the yyyyyy nickname? <NoRBERT> I GET LAZY 2 TYPE SoMETHIN
<Shiv_DFA> considering i buggered his dog and came in his mom's hair last night, i'm sure i was one of them
<JtotheB> Hop on my crotch.
<FlypServ> 1-800-collect would make a hell of a lot more money if they had alyssa milano do a lesbian scene with britney spears in one of their commercials
<Shiv_DFA> munkyhunter just won the officially "cry like a baby" award
<demon`werk> im gonna rig an xbox controller to spit ranch in your eye instead of rumbling
<Shiv_DFA> kai's worth starting a flame war with; these kids are just retards
<munkyhunter_Few> i'm an idiot so what? <munkyhunter_Few> %100 of the people in shogo know that
<Shiv_DFA> no, i KNOW you're wrong <Shiv_DFA> if you were any MORE wrong you'd have a great big fucking "WRONG" sticker on your face
<munkyhunter_Few> I AM A GOOD PLAYER
<Oafdog_DFA> damn southwest chicken put a hurtin on my ass
* Shiv_DFA changes topic to 'Happy "I Just Had Your Mom Day" to Ragener"
<FatChickThrilla_DFA> eh, even if i say ok, i'll still hold whatever you do against you <Shiv_DFA> however, saying "okay" may be difficult enough when you have to mumble it around my cock
* Oafdog_DFA gives shiv some of his Oafimus Maximus Penile Fury
<Oafdog_DFA> insult it if you want, but don't fuck with batman
* FlypServ gets on a knee in front of demon <FlypServ> with this cockring, i thee wed
Maddox: Time and time again on this site, my message to people about "a lot of angry young men on non-issues like cars and music" is precisely "who gives a shit?" With the eloquence of a drunk eating his own puke, you stumbled through this fact completely oblivious.
<Shiv_DFA> i prefer "monkey" <Shiv_DFA> "nigger" is so 1850's
<Shiv_DFA> anni isn't even warmup man <Shiv_DFA> he's someone you play when so completely inebriated you can't see the keyboard
<Powdered`Toast`Man> i just found out that shiv is the one thats keeping the black man down
<FlypServ> ive got a bunch of crap saved in my box for you oaf
<woid`macheen> he lives up the the jewish ways 100% <Shiv_DFA> ending life inside a german bakery?
<woid`macheen> mexinazis
<woided> go play with the fire hydrants like all the ghetto children do flyp
<Count> someone needs to come up with a genetic tweak that makes tits produce tequila
<Count> PROVE IT, MANSLAVE!
<FlypServ> I pound the ever loving shit out of your mom in the back seat of my Tercel so that her head bangs against the door every time I take a run at her fat, juicy slit
<SkiD_SKA> I don't live by anybodys rules <Shiv_DFA> you're 13 <Shiv_DFA> you live by your mother's, you little retard
<mamma|fudinface> how old r u shiv? <Shiv_DFA> 22 <mamma|fudinface>hm, i ment tall <Shiv_DFA> which would be the natural assumption to make WHEN YOU ASK MY AGE
<SkiD_SKA> Shiv <Shiv_DFA> for fuck's sake, skid, type Shiv: <text> <Shiv_DFA> you don't need to dedicate an entire line to getting my attention
Munkyhunter's Rules of Engagement #1: when you lose, it is NOT by lack of skill. it is simply the result of your opponent's lame weapon usage.
Munkyhunter's Rules of Engagement #2: during a game, write a play-by-play commentary EVERY TIME ANYTHING HAPPENS
Munkyhunter's Rules of Engagement #3: getting owned and whining about it on public forums does, in fact, make your situation look better
<Oafdog_DFA> funny, when you are on top everybody wants to flame you <Shiv_DFA> especially by people that are used to be being on bottom
<Yo_Mamma> i dont think ive directed a real flame at u in a long time oaf <Shiv_DFA> that's because we put you in your place :)
* Yo_Mamma gets on knees <Shiv_DFA> as if i'd let you touch my cock <Shiv_DFA> i'd barely even be willing to defile my ejaculate by jerking off on your face
<Shiv_DFA> you're not being banned for your comments: you're being banned because we tend to trim the idiocy in these parts
<Shiv_DFA> flyp, don't comment then fuck off <Shiv_DFA> that's ruder than jerking off on your roommate's face, and making one of those "Priceless" pictures
<munkyhunter_Few> I AM A GOOD PLAYER
<FatChickThrilla_DFA> eh, he's Few, ya can't expect too much from him
BingeAndPurge: I kill more fags than aids
<Shiv_DFA> gamesnet goes down more often than my wife
<Ap0c4|yp53_DFA> isnt it part of the wedding vows thou? thou shall play the skin flute nightly?
<Fidel`Gastro> FLYPisINFIDEL
<vreSpylF> shiv called my dong insufficient <Shiv_DFA> i've defecated things more rigid
<Oafdog_DFA> dammit, where is the understanding when i need it * Shiv_DFA points at his cak <Shiv_DFA> milk the understanding out.
<Shiv_DFA> so you watch buffy alot, do you? <Oafdog_DFA> yeah
* FlypKITT changes topic to 'why do the french line their streets with trees? so the germans can march in the shade'
<Yo_mamma> ive got more of one then my dad does
<Shiv_DFA> i'll wrap up my carpal-infested wrist and slap you around like a week-old bonor
<Oafdog_DFA> when the hell did being a practitioner of wicca based stuff make you a child molester
<Shiv_DFA> one day guys... one day i will have bitches of my own.
<Shiv_DFA> doesn't help that i have to poo, but i'm afraid that if i leave the computer room i'll end up finding more stuff that i have to do <Shiv_DFA> whoa, that almost rhymes <Shiv_DFA> that's a poem about pooing
<|King`Fisherman|> some of these chick need to get their hemmoroids in check before they take snaps of pussy area
<Shiv_DFA> i was all "please massa, i been a good niggah" <Shiv_DFA> "just a lil' money fo' a po' boy"
<Yo_Mamma> i found my viagra visor and its sorta cleaned
<Oafdog_DFA> all i gotta do is jiggle my belly and they all come running
<Rhinestone`Cowboy_DFA> i need everything i have, i just haven't found a use for most of it yet
<Yo_Mamma> tag team nuck atack
<Shiv_DFA> holy christ that was a big shit <Shiv_DFA> i think i saw through time
<[Grim_MEH]> *groans* my best advice never eat a whole box (let alone two!) of rasin bran, in 8 hours time you'll be regretting it
<FlypServ> i was awarded a mansion after making grandmaster of a faction, so i decorated it with armor and weapons
<Shiv_DFA> lol, koreans <Shiv_DFA> they're the mexicans of the orient
<NoRBERT> I GoT 1 WoRD FoR U <NoRBERT> No BoDY HAIR <NoRBERT> oK DATZ 3 WoRDZ
<Shiv_DFA> how about i show you the thermodynamics of my fist in your eye, churchie!
<Negromancer_DFA> oh, well it's around 5" long maybe 2" wide, u need it in a bigger box than that?
* woid`macheen puts his gat to shiv's dome <woid`macheen> ratta tat tat f00
<Negromancer_DFA> that's amazing since u can get an entire fist in your ass
<FlypServ> lol, if i can eat something off the floor if it hasnt been there for five seconds, i can run your noncompliant 8 year old ass over
<Laertes> jeez.. that foil will soak up microwaves like god's own antenna... 800-1200 watts of juice to those pins.
<B-Real> ur all gonna get fuckin banned today for pissing me off
<Shiv_DFA> no sense giving you preferential treatment <B-Real> preferential? that doesnt even make sense <Shiv_DFA> wtf? <Shiv_DFA> http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=preferential
* woided nuts in shiv's hair <Shiv_DFA> how did you find out my christmas wish?
<Oafdog_DFA> i got a turd <Dark`Phoenix_DFA> that's a miracle, usually u just have a lump of flaming death <Oafdog_DFA> and i had two moores hotdogs again today and lived
<Dark`Phoenix_DFA> is that a nice way of saying thanks for not leaving while i beat the immortal shit out of you
<Dark`Phoenix_DFA> if he fucks up even once, he's out and you'll be on the receiving end of the famous "scruggs furious fisting" technique
<Shiv_DFA> REPUBLICANS FOREVER!
<Shiv_DFA> if i wanted to see some ugly 40 year old chronic cracksmoker with big floppy fake tits, I'D GO TO FLYP'S HOUSE
<Dark`Phoenix_DFA> wtf do you think i'm doing <Oafdog_DFA> preparing to be slapped by my cock
<All_Star25_SKA> fuck some of it dried on my foot, brb
<Oafdog_DFA> hmm, wife's friend got mad when i told her to stick a fork in her childs trachea
<Shiv_DFA> they should create a department of population control and merge it with the department of transportation
<Oafdog_DFA> whoa, thought i had to fart, almost shit my pants
<All_Star25_SKA> omg that was like a 12 inch dump
<FatChickThrilla_DFA> <cow> moo! <oafdog_DFA> GET BACK HERE YOU FUCKING COW!!!!
<liberalist_sorcery> dear god scruggs is one sick bastard
<i`m_with_Busey> Canadot. News for Nucks. Stuff that's frozen.
<Shiv_DFA> i fucked him like he was a rented hamster
<Shiv_DFA> NEXT I'M GONNA HAVE KIE FUCKING A CAT STAPLED TO A DOG WRAPPED AROUND A BABY BEING EATEN BY CHINESE PERFORMANCE ARTISTS
<Shiv_DFA> mentally, i took her from behind like we were in prison
<Shiv_DFA> jesus fucking FUCKBALLS ASSCHRIST
<@Ryu> I remember when I was watching a porn on a tape I received from my friend, and I start wacking off to the lesbians on the TV... Then all of a sudden right when I was about to cum, the tape stopped and it was TeleTubbies on the TV instead. I cummed, and I cried.... i'm not joking.
<peer`> i love shogo, don't get me wrong...but if you get enough monkeys on enough drugs working at enough workstations, sometimes a "shogo" will come out
* demonrage milks shiv
<Shiv_DFA> none of my friends have the dorkosity required to run linux
<Shiv_DFA> "yeah, well, i just fucked you in the ass" <Shiv_DFA> ALL IN THE NAME OF DFA
<Shiv_DFA> nice guy, but whinier than a six year old getting cockbeaten by a black man
<XR|CoCaIn[dso][LC]> If any hot girls wanna webcam (get hot) w/ me Please PM ME!
<FatChickThrilla_DFA> then cash started running mca maps and turned us all into his little manbitches
<Shiv_DFA> it was like ass sex. i knew learning was going to hurt, but i didn't know it'd hurt *this* much
<da`shizzle`fo`rizzle`my`nizzle> oafs reality show is l337, Temptation Trailer
<Shiv_DFA> and the british columbians are all chinese boat people who don't speak english anyway
<KS|mavrik> gtfo muggle
* Harry`Penis busts mad muggle nutmustard all over CS
<Fecal`Nunchucks> or i'll fuck your asshole with a piece of frozen shit
<Flypcyd> anti-nuck cannons have been disabled due to the recurrence of sexual involvement with a female... last recorded incidence: ~750 days ago
*Oafdog_DFA is now known as the`artist`formerly`known`as`gristletits
<asswhole`of`arimathea> damnit, just broke a scab on my nutsack <Oafdog_DFA> why do you have a scab on your sack? <asswhole`of`arimathea> cause i cut my nuts this morning with the mach3 f00
<Shiv_DFA> words of wisdom from my daughter: "i had a boogie because i barfded"
* Shiv_DFA installs patented shup software on flyp's computer | * no`talent`ass`clown uninstalls shup software | * Shiv_DFA flashes flyp's bios to include the shup software | no`talent`ass`clown goes skynet on shiv and takes over canadas internet *|  Shiv_DFA installs windows ME on flyp | * no`talent`ass`clown dies
<asshat> ive been the social loser, but i never sank that low
<Shiv_DFA> my armpits smell like barbeque <Shiv_DFA> what the fuck <Shiv_DFA> oh wait, no, i just need to wash my hands
<Oafdog_DFA> i had 4 moore's hotdogs at 6:00, can you believe i haven't shit my brains out yet
* Shiv_DFA feeds demon to the starving ethiopian kangaroos * demon|werk sighs <demon|werk> and u wonder why we harass u
<Shiv_DFA> you've gotta love european porn <Shiv_DFA> the chicks are hot, the guys all have smaller dicks than me, and you can't tell how bad the voice acting is
<FatChickThrilla_DFA> u use afro-sheen on your nuts?
<Oafdog_DFA> kk's make me wanna molest old ladies <FatChickThrilla_DFA> air makes me wanna molest old ladies, wtf does kk have to do with that
<Shiv_DFA> and now, may we present the endangered Oafdog. <Shiv_DFA> native to the redneck lands of the united states, he subsists mostly on a diet of nachos, moonshine, and frozen waffles. <Shiv_DFA> a reclusive gun nut, he appears only once a year to work on his pickup, shoot some 'niggas, and have sex with his wife. <Shiv_DFA> obviously, the Oafdog is an endangered species that needs to be brought into captivity and bred, to establish a solid breeding line; otherwise, with his tendencies to be a sexual camel, the Oafdog may never produce healthy offspring. <Shiv_DFA> the preceding has been a statement from the Nuckian News Organization.  thank you for your time.
* Ap0c4|yp53_DFA starts lubbing the 2 foot horse dildo
<Shiv_DFA> Oaf vs Shiv's Wang: next on TNN
* Shiv_DFA gives dean's shit a beating
<All_Star25_SKA> many canadians can find common ground with americans <Andrew[DFA]> yeah, our leader talks funny and yours bombs a country ive never heard of every five years
<Andrew[DFA]> i have a bliq man in my family tree <Andrew[DFA]> hes been hanging there for at least three months
<Shiv_DFA> apparently the airspeed of an unladen swallow is 24 miles an hour
<Shiv_DFA> hey flyp, did you know that the airspeed of an unladen swallow is 24 miles an hour? <demonrage> i bet ur thinking "i can swallow faster than that"
<DooBall> i just sat down and crushed my balls
<Spudnewt> sister has an allergy of nuts <Spudnewt> she asks host if there is any traces of nuts in her food <Spudnewt> so host goes and asks, comes back and says that 'there might be a whiff of nuts' <Spudnewt> i then proceeded to ask the host if she would like a whiff of my nuts
<kr0n`few> i gtg shopping for beeroceries
<Shiv_DFA> cursed azn <Shiv_DFA> the hiroshima radiation gave you all superpowers
<Shiv_DFA> but then again, asking demon for help is kinda like scratching your nuts with a hacksaw
<Proffessor> it was the next coming of jesus.... but, nooooooo, you had to play with the coathanger
* Shiv_DFA beats the stupid out of himself
<Shiv_DFA> hm, the irony of "enlighten the nucks" is that my psu is an enlight <Shiv_DFA> and why did i just read "psu" as "penis"
<Esper> And last I checked... IRC is multiplayer notepad... being naked really doesn't matter unless you're REALLY good with ASCII art.
<smoth[^the_code^]> I was a catholic alter boy
<Shiv_DFA> mmm, coffee and nicotine <Shiv_DFA> it's funny how two highly addictive drugs go together so well <Shiv_DFA> i mean, you don't see a whole lot of crackwhores saying "yeah, i jus' cain't smoke mah mornin' rock wit-out a round of speed"
<ProgrammerDan_DFA> lol,, a redneck nuck... that's a combo <Shiv_DFA> man, there's a surprising number of rednucks here
<Shiv_DFA> nicotine is your friend <Shiv_DFA> well, until it assrapes your lungs <Oafdog_DFA> its the other shit; it actually won't hurt your lungs <Shiv_DFA> yeah, but you can't get the pussy without taking the HIV
<Cracked`Toilet> andrew, man, would you mind much if I skullfucked you stupid for your blatant embrace of spy and adware?
<Shiv_DFA> back in the old days, you used windows media player and LIKED it <Shiv_DFA> you know why? anything else gave you CANCER
<Gate7Wizard> err.. bbl peeps it 1am here, mamma say it time to hit da bone yard * Gate7Wizard (~mr_wizard@dhcp065-025-058-072.neo.rr.com) has left #TeamDFA <Shiv_DFA> did he just say he was going to die?
<Shiv_DFA> how can you take someone seriously after finding out their computer is "grape"?
<Shiv_DFA> i thought about mailing the guy who wrote the article, but it's like converting a christian to athiesm <Shiv_DFA> even if you manage it, do you really want them on your side?
<+Ivy[OmNi]> so.. you come here often? Lemme buy you a drink <@Warlock[OmNi]> im a minor <+Ivy[OmNi]> it's all good, I am a pedophile... I have candy
<Shiv_DFA> kudos to you, titshit
<Shiv_DFA> oh my god, i just ripped the biggest fart of my life <Shiv_DFA> i think i broke my ass
<Shiv_DFA> i'd better check for a spray pattern
<Shiv_DFA> canadian rye, preferrably <Shiv_DFA> none of that american ass-flotsam you call rye
<Shiv_DFA> GET IT STRAIGH, DAMMIT <Shiv_DFA> you know, ima fuck the shit out of my "t" key right away <Shiv_DFA> first it was "r," now it's "t"
<Shiv_DFA> i'll be up your ass like a backwards shit
Shiv_DFA: I'd bother rebutting the rather in-depth analysis of Ap, but there really isn't much to say. T'was a harsh verdict rendered by a man barely sentient enough to be considered a member of the species.
Shiv_DFA: You can't tell, Red, but right now I'm taking a shit on an effigy of you.
Shiv_DFA: The argument had nothing to do with you. If you continue sticking your nose into matters that don't concern you, I'll continue to shit on it.
<Oafdog_DFA> and i try and give each chick a folder
<Oafdog_DFA> brb, i'm scared if i stay i'm gonna shit my pants
<Oaf_DFA> man, that one felt so big coming out i thought i was gonna have to name it
<Shiv_DFA> you should be too busy sucking my cock to make insults
<Shiv[initiation`complete]> my nipples are pointy
*** Now talking in #tZrhj26trDS4yurgrCNR4eyd | *** Topic is 'The Only Channel With A Name Created By Head-Butting The Keyboard'
-SandNET- press, the like whole end, or are you just exagerating a big ass cut | -SandNET- oops, just talked to 300 users
<Shiv_DFA> hey guys, what's long and hard and fucks old people? <Oafdog_DFA> my dick? <Shiv_DFA> cancer! <Shiv_DFA> badda-BING
<Oafdog_DFA> lol, i was just sitting on the toilet the other night, heard the computer beep, came in, saw virus, freaked out <Shiv_DFA> did you wipe first, or did you just run screaming to the computer while covered in shit? <demon|werk> prolly went streaking outside <demon|werk> yelling "i have a virus and a dirty bum!"
<Shiv_DFA> i swear, some monkey uses kazaa when i'm not on the computer <Shiv_DFA> i don't know where all this shitty music comes from <FatChickThrilla_DFA> you listen to shitty music shiv, that's where it comes from <Shiv_DFA> i don't though, that's the thing <Shiv_DFA> i mean, sure, there's the jewel <Shiv_DFA> and the extreme <Shiv_DFA> okay, and the aqua <Shiv_DFA> fuck, never mind.  i hate you.
<FatChickThrilla_DFA> woohoo!!! it's flaming liquid dump time
EMT 420: If Bush had just called it "Operation Electric Boogaloo," I'm afraid I'd have had to support him unconditionally.
<Cairn> I now have a bigger e-penis than you. * ChanServ sets mode: +o kr0n <Cairn> Well, I used to.
<Oafdog_DFA> their chili is made from satans ejaculate
* Shiv_DFA deletes oaf's country <Shiv_DFA> country music, that is <Shiv_DFA> not the united states
<the`antispud> milking demon is l337 * the`antispud grabs demons nipples and milks
<Shiv_DFA> he's just mad because he's one of those chinese boatpeople, and i reported him to immigration <Shiv_DFA> "you make me go back to motherland, ching-chong-chang"
<Cairn> i am a native <Cairn> which probably means i've jacked your bicycle at one point
<Shiv_DFA> "i dunno what's up with that crazy negro, Mr Officer" <Shiv_DFA> "he started screaming all sorts of baboon words at me, and i don't speak monkey"
<twiztid> niggers were imported here <twiztid> they are not nuck <Shiv_DFA> we needed someone to mow the grass
<Shiv_DFA> Your delusions and sense of superiority won't make much difference when you're a bloody mess of shit and afro lying broken in an alley.
* Shiv_DFA is now known as Shiv[slathering`nipples]
<Shiv_DFA> well, they're azn <Shiv_DFA> prolly too busy getting degrees and owning people in starcraft
<Al_DFA> highlander, what a bitch <Al_DFA> he should come back when his balls drop
<Shiv_DFA> my ass has been well versed in 7-11 bacteriology
<Shiv_DFA> dude, toronto flushes it's poop into lake ontario <Shiv_DFA> and ontario goes right into lake michigan <Shiv_DFA> you're drinking our poop, man <demon|werk> ur not dumping your waste into fresh water u monkey <Shiv_DFA> shup poopdrinker
<Dark_Wing> watching star trek... and Data is nipple hard
<`Apoc`> i want anal! cha cha cha!
<All_Star25_nSb> you know you think too much when you begin thinking about naked oafdog and shiv skins for shogo
* Jerrys`Got`The`Squeeze`Box is now known as Scars`on`my`Nuts
<Shiv_DFA> shit, the first time i did that, i had nuts the size of basketballs for a week <JtotheB> i immediately went home and covered my mirror in semen <JtotheB> but that's just me
<JtotheB> it's a fact that you have to deal with sooner or later <JtotheB> the latent homosexuality involved with masturbating
<JtotheB> did you know that when i was a kid, the first time i masturbated <JtotheB> i was like, "i'm going to get so rich off this" <JtotheB> because i thought i invented it, you know
<JtotheB> make a kid's dick shoot liquid instead of air for the first time, and he thinks he owns the world
<Shiv_DFA> beer and shogo mix very well <Shiv_DFA> i call it "bogo"
<Jingle`Balls`Jingle`Balls> I'm feeling festive, either that or the applejuice fermented again
<[Grim_FROM]> the reason the prostate is a pleasue center is because if there is a god he meant for men to enjoy the peace and quiet of being in the batrhroom
<Shiv_DFA> if it goes down far enough, you don't feel alot of pain <Shiv_DFA> and in retrospect, that came out *very* wrong
<JtotheB> eat my turd babies
<JtotheB> i'd laugh harder if i didn't need to take a massive shit
<nuckatrina_nSb> shiv if we joined into one person we could be james dean
<Dark_Wing> I tend to say stupid things <nuckatrina_nSb> no <nuckatrina_nSb> i tend to say stupid things
<Shiv_DFA> i AM the pr0n fairy <Shiv_DFA> the pr0n guru <Shiv_DFA> some sort quasi-pr0n entity
<all_pwnt> i ate a 1/2 a can of mixed nuts.. several hours later i had sever stomach cramps.. then spent a violent hour in the bathroom <Shiv_DFA> lol, mischief had the poops
<Shiv_DFA> you're offically a member of #teamdfa now <Shiv_DFA> until you voluntarily talk about a bowel movement, you're just an observer
<Flagellus_Maximus> what's the domain for malaysia? <Flagellus_Maximus> .ma? <Dark_Wing> sure <Dark_Wing> why? * ChanServ sets mode: +o Flagellus_Maximus * Flagellus_Maximus sets mode: +b *!*@*.ma <Flagellus_Maximus> because i hate those fuckers
<Shiv_DFA> damn, i inadvertently complimented oaf's wang
<Shiv_DFA> *grunt* "i'm getting it in the ass, give me five minutes" <Shiv_DFA> "hey edwardo, hurry up and finish! someone's on the phone"
<Ap0c4|yp53_DFA> yeah shiv, its called getting "fucked" in the ass and ending with some anal drippings <Shiv_DFA> you seem well versed <Shiv_DFA> you love me long time, army boy?
Maddox: "Some of the best things in life are free." Yeah? Well so are some of the worst, and I don't see anyone throwing a party when they get cancer.
<Shiv_DFA> now grim... <Shiv_DFA> i think it's time you went to your happy place <Shiv_DFA> think about kittens and puppies <Shiv_DFA> or trucks running over kittens and puppies <Shiv_DFA> whatever makes you smile
<gayingitupagoodoneatfriends> why is my right nipple mad erect?
<Shiv_DFA> athiesm is *not* for everyone <Shiv_DFA> most people can't deal with those sorts of beliefs <Shiv_DFA> the whole not being able to high-five your relatives after you croak and all
<Dark_Wing> well given what Apoc has been exposed to, it was only a question of time before he developed a personality
<Shiv_DFA> now if you all lean in real close I'll tell you a good secret <Yo_Mamma> ohhhhh <Dark_Wing> oooh, this should be good <ProgDan_DFA> w00t, mrs. shiv? <Shiv_DFA> he squeals when you squeeze his ass
<mischief_gurl> OMG I think i sprouted ballz
<Shiv_DFA> I SQUEAL WHEN MY ASS GETS PINCHED, OKAY?
<[Grim_FROM]> I guess they made a deal and got self control in exchange for bladder size
<All_Star25_nSb> i feel like pissing someone off <Dark_Wing> go deflower small woodland creatures in the city hall <Dark_Wing> that usually does it
<All_Star25_nSb> THUNDERWANK *duh DAH DUHHHHH*
<Shiv_DFA> ho ho ho, merry christmas! <Shiv_DFA> now someone give me head
<JohnK> two of the kids are 4 <JohnK> other one is 7 <Shiv_DFA> you've got little kid siblings? <Shiv_DFA> aren't you 30-ish? <JohnK> yep <Shiv_DFA> dude, give your dad a high-five from me
<JtotheB> can i be your friend <JtotheB> i don't eat much <JtotheB> and i'm a quiet masturbater
<Shiv_DFA> 01100110 01101100 01111001 01110000 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110000 01110101 01110011 01110011 01111001 <Shiv_DFA> = flyp is a pussy
<thousands`of`dead`iranians> last few days ive been eating cereal for breakfast, then gone to places that i couldnt fart, my ass has been akin to an autoclave
<[Grim_FROM]> the shit from along the border is brown and crappy
<Shiv_DFA> grandma, allstar... it all feels the same after fifteen beers
* Shiv_DFA gives scruggs an alabama slamming
<Glad_DFA> srry for tea,mkill im drunk
<Andrew[TAG]> yes i have sex with animals
Tink: I remember thinking, after having responded to an abortion clinic bombing, that religion did for bullshit what Stonehenge did for rocks. I've been free ever since.
Dude... Where's my Clayton: You can stick your Godwin's Law up your pretentious ass, fuck knuckle. If it talks, acts and thinks like a nazi fuckwit, then I'm going to call it a nazi fuckwit.
<DooBall> i want a fan <Shiv_DFA> i want to shup <Shiv_DFA> er. i want YOU to shup, dean. <Shiv_DFA> fucking wonderful place for a typo
<Hitod00d> it's like the hobo who you find sleeping on your porch on christmas eve... you just don't know where he came from... but he keeps on knocking until you shoot him.... <Hitod00d> kind of a bad analogy but...
<Shiv_DFA> i'd rather cut my balls off and make soup, thank you
<Hitod00d> just kill yourself... maybe you'll respawn...
<Shiv_DFA> i stand by my claim that no one knows how to stfu anymore <Shiv_DFA> if they introduced mandatory stfu classes, the world would be a happier place
<Oafdog_DFA> this thing is the heaviest i've ever felt
<[Grim_FROM]> Isn't there a barstool somewhere out there pining for your ass?
<FatChickThrilla_DFA> shiv, anime fucking sucks
<Shiv_DFA> it's not as fun mocking people when they're sick <Shiv_DFA> it's like kicking a cripple; amusing enough, but altogether unsatisfying
<Shiv_DFA> i dunno, alot of people really liked it <Shiv_DFA> i just think that it was the worst thing i've seen since ColonoscopyCam
<Shiv_DFA> i'm readying the purple-helmeted snotspitter <Shiv_DFA> gimme a minute
<Shiv_DFA> christ knows how they teach chemistry in the states <Shiv_DFA> "please add four hogsheads of 12 rod/oz solution and boil for five minutes"
<deflatermouse> for some reason I have the urge to dip a hamster into liquid nitrogen then throw it at a wall
<[Grim_FROM]> I got scars on my nads from a bad peanut butter expirience
<Shiv_DFA> i'm bitchier than your mom when i came in her hair and dropped her off at the mall
<`Wild`[GNR]> cuz SkiD_SKA and Shiv_DFA look similar <Shiv_DFA> something to do with the names starting with S and ending with A <Shiv_DFA> the only other difference being that i'm a canadian, and he gets fucked by his dad
<`Wild`[GNR]> whats a shiv? <Shiv_DFA> it's a knife <`Wild`[GNR]> a penis <Shiv_DFA> i suppose <Shiv_DFA> because i'll stick both in you when you're not paying attention
<Shiv_DFA> i should stop wanking into my keyboard
<Dark_Wing_DFA> some ppl have the dumbest things for a quote <Dark_Wing_DFA> "smile its the best way to confuse the enemy" <Dark_Wing_DFA> how about shoot the fucker in the leg and see how much he gets done after that
<JtotheB> and i think i need to start wearing pants when i climb that tree in your yard <Shiv_DFA> you found the boobytraps, did you? <JtotheB> i got a shuriken in my scrotum <JtotheB> you tell me
<Shiv_DFA> so i was talking to a guy the other night, and i told him i'd fucked his mother <Shiv_DFA> and he said his mother was dead <Shiv_DFA> so i said that that explained the worms
* Quits: Oafdog_DFA (oafdog_dfa@Oafdog_DFA.user.gamesnet) (Quit: get j00r hand off allstar's ass dw, shizzle me this, shizzle me that)
<Shiv_DFA> what the fuck, how did garth brooks get into my mp3 archive <Shiv_DFA> i'm going to restore that file just so i can delete it twice
<Shiv_DFA> hey hito, get me a coffee <Shiv_DFA> sorry man, thought i might as well get you ready for your future career <Shiv_DFA> caught you off guard, didn't i? <Hitod00d> actually i was looking at that site... <Shiv_DFA> would you prefer "bag my groceries"?
<Andrew[Tag]> damn i like sex with dogs
<Dark_Wing_DFA> hey shiv.... running at 2161 mHz now <Shiv_DFA> you should use that as a pickup line
<Shiv_DFA> "my mom got mad at me when i stopped going to school in grade nine" <Shiv_DFA> it's like, wtf, if i was your mom i would've broken all your limbs and folded you into your desk
<Karam> shiv is a real man and uses 2 hands :P <Shiv_DFA> even then i can only get halfway <Shiv_DFA> it's like trying to climb a rope ladder
<Shoster> You can always buy one of those mail order brides <Shiv_DFA> they keep forgetting to make airholes in the boxes <Shiv_DFA> i mean, they're still useful, but necrophelia just isn't the same unless you knew the person beforehand
<Shiv_DFA> whoops, just installed call of duty under "cakk of duty"
<wombat> Bukkake is when a Mommy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy all decide that Mommy needs some special facial moisturiser
<lost-and-found> a firewall is just an internet condom
<Oafdog_DFA> i'm a dirty man-whore
<Shiv_DFA> i think that was what pissed off norbert so bad the other night <Shiv_DFA> he was hyping asian superiority, so i was asking why all of them kept coming to canada <Shiv_DFA> and if he'd mind if we started drowning them
<JtotheB> shiv <JtotheB> can i insert my penis into your rectum <JtotheB> RECTUM <JtotheB> DAMN NEAR KILLED 'EM
<Shiv_DFA> for instance, my wife uses the term "cuddle" quite often <Shiv_DFA> i prefer calling it "that stuff you have to do before getting laid"
<Shiv_DFA> what's really depressing is when you see a dwarf with a bigger dick than yours
<Shiv_DFA> i have to stop claiming that i fucked everyone's mothers. someone's going to eventually call the bluff <Shiv_DFA> and i'll be all "shit, that bitch is fatter than jupiter"
<Shiv_DFA> i need to take a shit, but my wife is having a bath <Shiv_DFA> and i can't see her appreciating that <Shiv_DFA> "hey sweetie, might wanna plug your-" *plop* "-nose for a few minutes"
<Shiv_DFA> because lemme tell you, the snotspitting walruswang is always up for a good fight
<Dark_Wing_DFA> !iloveanus
* Quits: methylpropanol (~phallicen@hsdbpa142-165-103-131.sasknet.sk.ca) (Quit: i'm a little laptop short and stout, here is my battery and here is my---- fuck)
* Now talking in #israel <Idiot-boy> Hey #israel! Soo... hitler.
<Shiv_DFA> i can't email my fucking professor <Shiv_DFA> wtf, he has a PHD in mathematics, you'd think he could figure out how a geoshitties web account/yahoo email addy work
<Synthetic_Few> fuck, won't let me accept it for some reason <Shiv_DFA> Tools/Options, DCC/Ignore, change Ignore to disabled <Shiv_DFA> mirc defaults to ignoring all file transfers, since it's written for fucktards incapable of NOT accepting the new IRC virus when they join #daddydaughtersex
<Shiv_DFA> i love you like a hole in the wall that i siliconed to make it more fuckable <Shiv_DFA> and less splintery
<Shiv_DFA> you'd think people in jerusalem would stop using public transport
<FatChickThrilla_DFA> if you're standing somewhere smoking a cigarette and some bitch comes up and tells you that it bothers her, it's your duty as a human being to put your cigarette out in her cornea
<Shiv_DFA> everyone calls their mom "mom" <Oafdog_DFA> actually thats inaccurate <Shiv_DFA> or in your case, "the broad whose snatch i jumped from"
<PloP`BoT> .·° OafSprint disconnect count since 1/20/04: 100! °·.
<Shiv_DFA> oh no... i'm starting to "review my life decisions" <Shiv_DFA> i hate it when this happens <Shiv_DFA> i'm going to get all melancholy and try to drown myself in a snowbank
<Shiv_DFA> my nuts... are swimming in kool-aid.
<Shiv_DFA> so here i sit, same as before, whackin' it raw till i spritz on the floor
<Shiv_DFA> if nero was a woman, i'd go down on it
<Shiv_DFA> i think the hate between american political parties needs to be toned down <Shiv_DFA> when one side farts, the other starts screaming about how it smelled like semen
<ProgDan_DFA> hehe that's what I was looknig for <ProgDan_DFA> *looking <Shiv_DFA> heh, looknig <Shiv_DFA> sounds like something scruggs would say
<mischief_gurl> and there is such thing as a wipple <Shiv_DFA> yeah, i've got one of them too <Shiv_DFA> i prefer to call it the yogurt hose, but wipple works
<Shiv_DFA> fuck. <Shiv_DFA> fucking fuckity fuck fuck. <Shiv_DFA> fuckity fuckity fucking fuck fuck fuck. <Shiv_DFA> fuck to the fuckity fucking fuck fuck fuck. <Shiv_DFA> hardware problems.
<Shiv_DFA> apparently linux desktops are poised to overtake the market share of the macintosh <Shiv_DFA> congratulations! you suck!
<woided|2k4> yea, they cant go after pr0n dl'ers <woided|2k4> everyone would be in jail <Shiv_DFA> no shit, it'd be like arresting jaywalkers
<JtotheB> getting the bgm too, i trust <Shiv_DFA> ayuh <Shiv_DFA> si <Shiv_DFA> oui <Shiv_DFA> hai <Shiv_DFA> click-click-click
<Shiv_DFA> to make it worse, she's making me go get her books TONIGHT <Shiv_DFA> foot of fucking snow <Dark_Wing_DFA> you got two new tires <Shiv_DFA> and a cell phone <Shiv_DFA> and a liberal coating of blubber
<Shiv_DFA> my msn avatar is black text on a white background <Shiv_DFA> "I ATE YOUR CAT" <Shiv_DFA> it used to be "I FUCKED YOUR MOM," but i got in trouble <Shiv_DFA> from my mom <Shiv_DFA> i didn't fuckin know she used msn
<Shiv_DFA> and if "spike" comes into my house all "hey bro, sup dude?" i'll be fucking his ass with a rocking chair
<Shiv_DFA> i mean, i'm a nice guy. i'll fuck on the first date, but i won't try to give her a money shot.
<Shiv_DFA> ;p; <Shiv_DFA> er <Shiv_DFA> had my fingers one spot too far to the right
<Yo_Mamma> oh ya star wars <Yo_Mamma> me and my friend skipped english class to get his discman and some portable speakers and run up and down hallways with this playing and us makeing shooting sounds and light saber sounds
<FatChickThrilla_DFA> well, i'm off to shit out the lower 1/3 of my intestines then i'm going to bed <FatChickThrilla_DFA> nite bitches <Oafdog_DFA> hey, call me while you shit
<Shiv_DFA> don't make me give you a sibling
<Oafdog_DFA> damn kid, i'ma take a page outta Dubya's playbook <Shiv_DFA> invade him? <Shiv_DFA> destroy his economy? <Shiv_DFA> hate the french? | * mischiefs_daddy was kicked by ChanServ (pre-emptive shup (Oafdog_DFA)) <Shiv_DFA> oh. nm.
<Shiv_DFA> my shit should be a pokemon <Shiv_DFA> "Clumpysoup, I choose you!" <Shiv_DFA> "Do your Burn Asshole now, Clumpysoup!"
<Shiv_DFA> apparently Clumpysoup's ultimate attack is "put skid marks on Spongebob boxer shorts"
<Hito> dw... do you have a keygen for windows xp pro? <Dark_Wing_DFA> I have a key <Clumpysoup_DFA> heh. i have a lock. <Clumpysoup_DFA> we should go out sometime
<Darkie`In`The`Woodpile_DFA> i can deal with that if you're giving me oral <Shiv_DFA> lol, you'll listen to jewel if i give you oral? <Shiv_DFA> you're such a fag
* Wraithnix changes topic to 'I wonder how long a topic can be...if it's too long, will ChanServ still accept it? What exactly is 'too long'? Is it an arbitrary number, like 1024 characters, or is it word based (like, a topic can only be X amount of words long)? I realize that this isn't really that important, but I am still cur'
<a`crow`left`of`the`shup> I like greasy butt sex
<Dark_Wing_DFA[FS]> anyway time to go <Shiv_DFA> dick won't jerk itself off, eh?
<Hitopoo> had sex ed today <Shiv_DFA> how old are you again? <Hitopoo> 17
<Shiv_DFA> oh, don't take it personally <Shiv_DFA> i like to compensate for having a small wang
<Shiv_DFA> I HAVE A 32 INCH DONG <FatChickThrilla_DFA> yeah but who does it belong to and why is it in your ass
<Shiv_DFA> Bandwidth: (Current Downstream: 137.81kb/s ¤ Current Upstream: 7366.48kb/s)
<Shiv_DFA> ooh, the mcdonald's is coming back in a bad way <Shiv_DFA> i wonder if one's intestines can actually uncoil and recoil themselves
<Shiv_DFA> it's amazing how such a relatively small volume of food can wreak havoc of this magnitude <Shiv_DFA> i half expect my colon to make a run for it
<SailorJenny> And, shut your fucking face, uncle fucker <rur> i know nothing about forcinating anyones uncles.
<Nei> i'm pregnant with your baby...:o <Shiv> how can you tell? <Shiv> is it biting you from the inside?
<JtotheB> do we really need hobo religious cults? <Shiv_DFA> yeah, i suppose roman catholicism is enough <Shiv_DFA> rimshot!
<Shiv_DFA> i guess this means the "treat dean like a human being" concept has failed <Shiv_DFA> i guess i'm back to the basic "hey indian, get me a coffee" insults <Shiv_DFA> and about how his mother is an alcoholic and his dad is a tossup between everyone who went to the calgary stampede in 1986
<Shiv_DFA> i'll ram my dick so far down your throat you'll be shitting foreskin
<mamma|sleepinginshivsbed> !assme
<Dark_Wing_DFA> !assme
<Shiv_DFA> fucking germans; you can pass out in a ditch, but god forbid you shoot a nazi
<Shizzle_DFizzle> i just put my hairdryer down my pants <Shizzle_DFizzle> man, i'm fucking frozen; my balls are somewhere in the vicinity of my lungs <Shizzle_DFizzle> i'm trying to coax them back out
<Shizzle_DFizzle> dean, you can suck a watermelon through a garden hose <Shizzle_DFizzle> get my balls out of my lungs
<Shizzle_DFizzle> TAG TEAM NUCK ATTACK <Shizzle_DFizzle> the beast from the east, kronik! age begets wisdom, gristletits! <Shizzle_DFizzle> and the best from the west, shiv! because i impregnated your cat! <Shizzle_DFizzle> fuck, i can't believe i typed that
<Shizzle_DFizzle> my memory is like my dick. massive, awe-inspiring, and useless after thirty seconds.
<Shiv_DFA> FECES IN MY BRAIN, FECES IN MY HEART, FECES ON A TRAIN, FECES IN A TART <Shiv_DFA> thank you.
<Shiv_DFA> i'm really not made for the service industry <Shiv_DFA> i mean, being a cook was bad enough <Shiv_DFA> steak comes back. "he says it's overcooked." <Shiv_DFA> and all i really want to do is wipe a little bit of steak sauce from my ass crack on the new steak i have to do
<Shiv_DFA> wow, my mom is a harsh. i got her to read that essay i was writing. <Shiv_DFA> talk about a biting review, yeesh <Shiv_DFA> she actually wrote "oh horse shit" in it <Shiv_DFA> "blathering nonsense" <Shiv_DFA> "slap yourself silly for that sentence, please"
<FizzleShizzle> ensure is a supplement <FizzleShizzle> designed for people that cant eat much on account of the weak teeth and digestive system, makes a person in good health gain weight faster than a tiajuana crack whore brought across the border for a reality show version of pretty woman
* Andrew[Tag] points at shiv <Andrew[Tag]> i blame you for global polution and ozone depletion! <Shiv_DFA> i blame you for the air pollution that withered my nutsack!
<Ap0c4|yp53_DFA> she was surprise i sounded like a white guy instead of a buck toothed azn
<Shiv_DFA> lol, i guess that power of prayer thing didn't work out for whitney houston <Oafdog_DFA> somehow i don't think the prayers mean as much to God when you are snorting a line while doing it
<Dark_Wing_DFA> you dont turn me on <Yo_Mamma> thats not what you say in bed <Dark_Wing_DFA> you have me confused with Oaf <Dark_Wing_DFA> go suck on his toes
<Shiv_DFA> i reiterate: FUCK CANADA
<demonrage> the fart didnt break your ass shiv, i did :D
<woiding> gamespy eats that shit up like cornbread at a compton family reunion
<Fizznizzbizzlesizzle> the weapons of mass destruction have been in the united states all along * Fizznizzbizzlesizzle opens a window after that last flush
<Shiv_DFA> shup albertanuck <Shiv_DFA> if you fuckers get the conservatives voted in, i swear i'm visiting your new oil rigs with a dynamite jockstrap
<Shiv_DFA> "you think that's disturbed? shoulda seen what i did to the CAT"
<Shiv_DFA> dean, dean, the native queen <Shiv_DFA> cries all day because we're mean <Shiv_DFA> fucked his mom, fucked his cat, and then got eaten by the garbage rat
<Shiv_DFA> lol, sweet, got my burner to do dvd-rws <FatChickThrilla_DFA> it's dual format and you get excited cuz it does what it says it does? wtf, why do you need a plugin <Shiv_DFA> because i don't have the time to sit down and try to write the disc using the powers of my fucking MIND
<Shiv_DFA> hey, that was just norton internet security <Shiv_DFA> may it rot forever in the embrace of a herpetic thai hooker
<Shiv_DFA> the incomprehenible one utters an insult <FatChickThrilla_DFA> incomprehensible <FatChickThrilla_DFA> bitch <Shiv_DFA> FUCK <Shiv_DFA> i even dictionary.com'd that one <Shiv_DFA> and a typo defeats me
<Shiv_DFA> more than words + me + oaf = *fapfapfapfapfap* *SQUILTCH* "ach! you hit my eye!"
<Oafdog_DFA> night fellas <Shiv_DFA> give the wife a cockslap for me <Oafdog_DFA> will do
<All_Star25_nSb> i need to reprint my fraternal order of mecha-jesus/robo-christ membership badges <All_Star25_nSb> forgot to set the quality level to best
<woided|fud> !ban *ranger*!*@*.* * ChanServ sets mode: +b *ranger*!*@*.* <Yo_Mamma> who is that? <woided|fud> anyone who decides to be a homo ranger
<All_Star25_nSb> I FLIMMAFLAMMA YOUR ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
<Shiv_DFA> FUCK YOU, ASSFARMER <Shiv_DFA> GO MOUNT A RAKE!
<Shiv_DFA> hm, my experiment on "if left alone, will a term paper write itself" has failed.
* Shiv_DFA is now known as funkadelic`boogaloo_DFA
<Oafdog_DFA> man, that fart smelled so bad i had to leave the room for a minute
* Oafdog_DFA[shower`n`shave] is now known as Oafdog_DFA <Dark_Wing_DFA> not shit shower shave? <Shiv_DFA> i shit in the shower <Shiv_DFA> saves time
<ex-machina> I had to change rooms at my hotel. You know you spend too long online when you laugh at the fact that you got moved from 1024 to 768.
<Shiv_DFA> i hope they enjoyed their servings of dfa tubesteak
<Shiv_DFA> i believe i may have just taken the most magnificent shit in the history of human shitting <Shiv_DFA> babies were born in less time, and with less pushing.
<Shiv_DFA> after the game we just had, his kids are going to look funny
* Shiv_DFA is now known as CaptainGapingAnus_DFA
<CaptainGapingAnus_DFA> i don't know what kind of fucked up genetically-modified cold i caught, but holy batshit on rollerskates man
<CaptainGapingAnus_DFA> i made hoofbite bleed from the urethra today, though <CaptainGapingAnus_DFA> he was all "eek!" and i was all "c'mere, bitch"
<CaptainGapingAnus_DFA> i got in a fight with an aussie on a message board, and he started a whole bunch of anti-canadian shit <CaptainGapingAnus_DFA> really ugly stuff <CaptainGapingAnus_DFA> so i told him that the only thing aussies were good for was filling Bali nightclubs with corpses
<FlupShup> ut2004 is full of holes <demon|werk> the hole in your soul that someday you wish could be filled with skill?
<Shiv_DFA> i have two hands and broadband. who needs sex0r?
<All_Star25_nSb> just got back from georgia <Shiv_DFA> and boy is she sore! <Shiv_DFA> RIMSHOT
<Shiv_DFA> that guy's more annoying than cockrot
<Oafdog_DFA> don't start swinging just cause you know i'm gonna bust your ass spelling naxi
* mischief_gurl is gonna purchase a strap-on and show that mudder fekker what a n00b iz... <Shiv_DFA> you mean the four you already have aren't good enough?
<Shiv_DFA> i had a girlfriend once who told me she was a bit constipated, and i offered to "loosen things up a bit" <Shiv_DFA> i have such a way with women
<All_Star25_nSb> lol in the back of the religion class this guy screams praise allah and acts like he's firing an ak47 in the air
<All_Star25_nSb> lol a baby seal walks into a club <All_Star25_nSb> i forget the rest, but dean's mother's a whore
<Oafdog_DFA> its ok shiv, if i were a nuck i'd be jealous too ;P <Dark_Wing_DFA> of what? funny accents and bad beer?
<Shiv_DFA> i may be the one asking "do you want fries with that," but you're the one that'll be eating the semen i squirted in your cheeseburger
* woided tapes a note to a hockey puck and shoots it towards nuckia
<woided> "ohh nuckan, i wub j00" and the seal was like "AROO! AROO! AROO!"
<woided> shiv brought a seal to the prom <Shiv_DFA> shupdemon, your mother took a night off from the blackjack tables
<Shiv_DFA> wtf business is it of god's where i shoot my babybatter
<flyp|AROO> omg, the pope banned kerry from eating christ chex?
<flyp|badger`mushroom`snake> im not fucked up enough to do those
<`Apoc`> sasketchewan are rednucks <Shiv_DFA> i'm from saskatchewan <Shiv_DFA> go fuck a rake <`Apoc`> nuff said <Shiv_DFA> i can provide the rake
<Kles|Sleepingagain> lol <Shiv_DFA> hey kles, haven't heard from you for a while <Shiv_DFA> i read your nick as "sleepin gaggin" <Shiv_DFA> i was going to comment on how your dad must've come home early
<Yo_Mamma> i got fucked up shoulders from wrestling <Shiv_DFA> with your dad's ballsaq
<Shiv_DFA> i'm listening to kenny g <Shiv_DFA> my ass has begun to pine for you, flyp
<Ein> i still play pong <flyp|skip`scap`scallywag> testicles cant double as ping pong balls <`Apoc`> shup b4 i put them on your forehead
<Shiv_DFA> apoc, it's very nice to meet you. i'm james, from saskatchewan. <Shiv_DFA> now lay back and feel my nuts on your forehead
<Shiv_DFA> tacoman and shit-tits vs shiv
* vapo`woided throws an empty dew can at shiv * Shiv_DFA throws a seal at demon <Shiv_DFA> aroo, bitch
* Oafdog_DFA is now known as Corky_DFA <Corky_DFA> BECKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Shiv_TXS> so much hate... so few kittens.
<Oafdog_DFA> scruggs is so black he cornrows his pubes
<JtotheB> they're like a cross between metallica and nickelback, without the suck
<flyp|veni`vidi`veni> turtle wax isnt made from turtle shells is it? * Shiv_DFA looks at flyp <Shiv_DFA> start choking yourself. <Wraith> yargh <Shiv_DFA> whoops, missed and hit wraith
<`Apoc`> i sucked his cock!
<Shiv_DFA> what's the point in looking at naked people if they aren't going to end up greeked, that's all i'm saying <[Grim_FROM]> then you don't like lesbien porn I take it? <Shiv_DFA> if one of them can snatchjaculate, then i have no problems with it
<Shiv_DFA> why dost the woider woid? <Shiv_DFA> demon, your commentary please. <demonrage> because eminem told me to! and he's super cool!
<Shiv_DFA> i'm waiting for the hockey puck with a note saying "fuck you. -demonrage" to go whizzing by my house
<Shiv_DFA> what am i, the fucking quote generator <Shiv_DFA> i've never had fanboys before, so bear with me until i get used to it
<flyp|safety`dance> canada is l337
<Shiv_DFA> *cough* hellbound sodomite *cough*
<Oafdog_DFA> exactlyh
* Quits: mischief_gurl (~me@Mischief_Gurl.user.gamesurge) (Quit: mmm *hands out lick'n'stick sm00chies* mah guyz can lix those sm00chies and place em wherever they want 2 ;))
<Shiv_DFA> i just made a snowman with my daughter * Joins: Sho_Coding <Shiv_DFA> there is something very wrong with being able to do that in the middle of may <vapo`woided> shiv likes to hold the carrot <Sho_Coding> Do I even want to know what the hell you're talking about
<Oafdog_DFA> well, the main thing is, they are still dirty fags <Shiv_DFA> don't worry, twelve years under a left-wing candidate and you'll catch up to canada in human rights issues * Shiv_DFA tweaks oaf's nipples
<Shiv_DFA> i mean, you pre-emptively invade iraq because they *might* have weapons, but you don't attack hitler? <Oafdog_DFA> wait <Shiv_DFA> big weapons! <Shiv_DFA> the first cruise missiles! <Shiv_DFA> and the panzers that were all *boom* and the french were all "YARRR!"
<flypcyd> SHIV GIVES ME THE HARDEST ORGASMS
<Shiv_DFA> anyway, i just realized that i'm having a discussion about my wife's vagina with a whole bunch of people i've never met
<flypcyd> w00t, jailbreak on the 26th <Shiv_DFA> they organize those things now? <flypcyd> mod fool <Shiv_DFA> go fellate a hobo, mexifag
<All_Star25_nSb> Please don't use this program to make music that is against God and Jesus Christ (eg. HeavyMetal, NewAge,..etc..). Realize that the only way to the Salvation is Jesus Christ. Please don't lose this chance and don't make others to lose it!
<demonrage> wb <MajiinX> damle <MajiinX> damle <MajiinX> FUCK <MajiinX> thanks
<Shiv_DFA> toasters are 1.241 tablespoons <Shiv_DFA> frying pans are 14 toasters
<flyp`flon> yeah how did brits invent that english system <flyp`flon> what should we call the subunit for cups? <flyp`flon> quick, someone give me a random number to make it divisible by!
<Shiv_DFA> To be is to do - Plato <Shiv_DFA> To do is to be - Socrates <Shiv_DFA> Do be do be do - Sinatra <Shiv_DFA> Yabba dabba do - Flintstones
<Shiv_DFA> shupdemon, before i send you into the wall like a gay crash test dummy <Shiv_DFA> before i nosedive your forehead into the ground like a cessna in an al-qaeda workshop session
<Shiv_DFA> shupapoc, you won time's "man of the year" award for having had more meat between your buns than mcdonalds
<Shiv_DFA> harsh words from someone still stuck to his chair from last night's accidental fecal emission <All_Star25_nSb> i wanted to see if my flushing recliner mod worked f00 <Shiv_DFA> the only thing you've ever done successfully is take your grandmother's anal virginity
<Shiv_DFA> are you going to start printing off pictures of me and putting them all over your room now? <All_Star25_nSb> start?
<All_Star25_nSb> i have a shiv poster on my bedroom wall <All_Star25_nSb> the one where's he's greased up with nuckbutter and about to take a small furry animal from behind
<Shiv_DFA> so, i guess my wife uses yahoo! chat every now and then <Shiv_DFA> with the whole "customizable font/font size" thing <Shiv_DFA> that's like watching a great big text representation of a grisly car accident
<All_Star25_nSb> now shiv spends half his time watching kim possible <Shiv_DFA> i'd bone that shit
* Quits: Michael[gsr] (SkiD@SkiD.user.gamesurge) (Quit: I died, I went to hell, but Satin put me back on Earth because he was afraid I would take over)
<All_Star25_nSb> i turned in my religion quarter final, and yelled "FATALITY" like in mortal kombat
<FatChickThrilla_DFA> i just decided i needed to start trying to live a better life
<Shiv_DFA> allstar, sex is like pizza. even when it's bad, it's still better than sitting at home masturbating furiously.
<Shiv_DFA> i need anti-viagra <Shiv_DFA> i have more trouble getting the fucking thing to go back to sleep
<Shiv_DFA> never tell an Englishman that the only thing they're good for is field-testing Irish semtex
<FatChickThrilla_DFA> my 84 camaro got around 24-25 on the highway but that was only a 305 <Shiv_DFA> 84 camaro, eh <Shiv_DFA> did you have a mullet to go with that?
<supa`flyp> red hat sounds like the name of a condom brand <Scruggs|RH9> maybe for people with herpes
{major netsplit} <Dark_Wing_DFA[FS]> now this sucks <ChemicalNova> well FUCK <Dark_Wing_DFA[FS]> at least I can talk to chanserv * Quits: ChanServ (ChanServ@Services.GameSurge.net) (*.net *.split) <Dark_Wing_DFA[FS]> maybe not... <ChemicalNova> now THAT is some interesting fuckery.
<Shiv_DFA> anyway. i'm going to go take a shit. should be more stimulating than watching demon fumble for arguments like a virgin with his first hooker.
<Shiv_DFA> some kind of extra chromosome passed on through their slut of a mother
<Wraith> what is the capital of michigan? <Heather192> woid
<Wraith> what is the capital of canada, heather? <Wraith> heather? <Heather192> FLAMING FAGOT
<Shiv_DFA> i can totally see some sort of catholic R2D2 going into a convenience store and incinerating all the birth control products.
<Shiv_DFA> catholics put the "fun" in "fundamentalist"
* strategyfreak is away: shower | * sfreak|AllWet is back after 40m: shower <FatChickThrilla_DFA> hmm, 40 minute shower? you musta beat the hell outta that thing
<Yo_Mamma> i had a dream last night where i was walking around with friends but shiv kept on coming up out of nowhere screaming really loud then throwing some tnt at us then hiding again
<FatChickThrilla_DFA> i've been pwned by you for a few years now, shiv <Shiv_DFA> awww, you make me feel all warm and gooshy inside <Shiv_DFA> oh wait, that's just when you come in my ass
<Shiv_DFA> there once was a churchie named allbling <Shiv_DFA> who liked to let boys slurp his blingding <Shiv_DFA> but then came the lawsuits <Shiv_DFA> against those RC fruits <Shiv_DFA> and now his life's void of the blingbling.
<Oafdog_DFA> i don't particularly fear death <Shiv_DFA> heh, you should :P <Shiv_DFA> TWEAK TWEAK <Shiv_DFA> i'm still smarting from your defense of mulroney, you lesbian
<Oafdog_DFA> death has no power over me <Shiv_DFA> what are you, a fucking immortal? <Shiv_DFA> bus vs oaf. BAM. <Shiv_DFA> death wins!
<Shiv_DFA> ALLBLING ALLBLING MOVE DAT 'TING <Shiv_DFA> LEMME PUT MY FINGER IN YOUR RING
<All_Star25_nSb> hey what should I do if I get a video at 1/4 size, one shown in each upper corner, the bottom half garbage, and it's green and purple? <Shiv_DFA> put starving hamsters in your rectum.
<MajiinX> omg I was doing her then I put my finger up her ass <MajiinX> and pulled it out to smell it <MajiinX> and she was like "what the hell are you doing"
<Shiv_DFA> "i'll just come right out and tell you, i'd love to lay you down" <Shiv_DFA> TOO BAD YOU HAVEN'T GOTTEN PUSSY SINCE 1965, EH CONWAY
<Shiv_DFA> the last time conway saw a snatch, he was clawing his way out of it.
<Dark_Wing_DFA[FS]> time work work, later <Shiv_DFA> ahhh, sooo, time work work! chop chop!
<Yo_Mamma> shiv have you ever been analy invaded? <Shiv_DFA> the only thing that has ever touched my asshole is toilet paper <Shiv_DFA> and perhaps your mother's tongue
* Shiv_DFA changes topic to '<f1yptime> oaf has all the sex appeal of leukemia | HAMSTERS ARE EATING MY SCROTUM'
[fatchickthrilla_dfa] FONDLE | [fatchickthrilla_dfa] FONDLE | [fatchickthrilla_dfa] FONDLE | [fatchickthrilla_dfa] MONEY_SHOT
<Shiv_DFA> NOW PULL UP MY SCROTUM AND TAKE THE SHAMPOO BOTTLE OUT OF MY ASS <Kallisti> gag, dude.<Shiv_DFA> hey, it's nice to meet you. i imagine i've just destroyed any and all possibilities of seeming reasonably normal.
<Shiv_DFA> oh for christ's sake, update the script <Shiv_DFA> i deleted all the stupid crap i wrote when i was 16 <Shiv_DFA> the profundity that would only appeal to someone with more hormones than red blood cells
<Shiv_DFA> in fact, i want live streaming video <Shiv_DFA> make it two-way and i'll play porno music <Shiv_DFA> but since i don't have any porno music, i'll have to be all "bowng-chicka-bowng-chicka-chicka-chicka-bowng"
* Oafdog_DFA tickles shiv's prostate <Shiv_DFA> what am i, a "finger me elmo" doll? <Oafdog_DFA> yes <Oafdog_DFA> now make silly laughing noises f00 <Shiv_DFA> tee hee! that tickles! <Shiv_DFA> tee hee! smell your finger, redneckf00!
<soap> i some times make a little puppet with my hand, and make it talk before i masturbate with it, saying things like "no, please...i'm a virgin!" and stuff like that. you know, resisting a bit. i like foreplay when i masturbate.
<Oafdog_DFA> NICK DEWITT! <Oafdog_DFA> NIF NARF NOOF!\
<Shiv_DFA> would "nazi party" be under "national socialist party," or would they just save time and go with "jewbakers"?
<Oafdog_DFA> as was i nucktor the magnificent <Shiv_DFA> that should really have a comma in it
<Shiv_DFA> i'm going to make your mother eat a bible while i'm cornholing her at your dad's company picnic, you little sack of shit
<Shiv_DFA> fucking dog in my back yard <Oafdog_DFA> yes i am bitch <Shiv_DFA> then shut up with your stupid barking before i club you with a rake <Oafdog_DFA> WOOF WOOF
<All_Star25_nSb> ah this is why I love firefox <All_Star25_nSb> i need retractable genitalia or something
<Oafdog_DFA> because you hurl feces at it like a monkey? <SkiD_SKA> I thought monkeys throw fecies <Oafdog_DFA> hurl means throw
<Shiv_DFA> FUCK YOU LINK, YOU LITTLE IDIOT SANDNIGGER <Shiv_DFA> I HOPE YOU GET BIG GREASY BALLCANCERS
<Oafdog_DFA> my eye problems are from a disease <Dark_Wing_DFA> I didnt know incest was a disease
Shiv: Nice assumption, tard-popsicle. If you'd glanced at my profile before spouting semen-drenched feces like a backed up toilet in a cruisy British rest stop, you'd see that I'm a Canadian. I don't know what kind of idiot country you come from, but it's pretty obvious they don't support Down's Syndrome abortions.
Shiv: Congratulations, Captain Gaping Anus, we fucking heard you the first time. Now zip it before I wreck your ass. 
* Shiv_DFA makes thrusting motions towards wraith <Wraith> heh <Shiv_DFA> hey. <Shiv_DFA> how YOU doin.
<Wraith> mount /dev/shiv; unzip; fsck; zip; umount /dev/shiv <Shiv_DFA> it's like someone gave you my sexual "for dummies" book, man
<`4p0c4|yp53_DFA> how's your job? <Shiv_DFA> shitty <Shiv_DFA> although there's a tiny little asian guy that works there <Shiv_DFA> i wonder what his liver tastes like
<Shiv_DFA> i swear to made-up christ, i'm going to make that guy eat his own scrotum before i leave the place
<Shiv_DFA> i saw dean today, and i thought "oh hey, someone who *doesn't* make me want to run electricity through my eyeballs"
<Shiv_DFA> i usually referred to her as "the chick who's going to get one tossed in the ass if she doesn't STFU"
<Dark_Wing_DFA> what does she look like <Shiv_DFA> short, dark hair, glasses <Dark_Wing_DFA> heh, that helps <Shiv_DFA> i'm pretty sure her vagina is full of centipedes.
<Shiv_DFA> and she wrote an essay on Dickens called "An Essay On Dickens", so she's got the mental processing abilities of the corn in my shit
<Dark_Wing_DFA> you know what..... fuck you shib
<Shiv_DFA> man, would it ever suck if you died and were greeted by a dude with a long beard and a turban
<Shiv_DFA> yeah, but pork hurts alot less than ass sex
<Shiv_DFA> You can learn a lot about a man by talking to him when he's deucing. <Shiv_DFA> For instance, if all you hear is one massive splash before the wiping begins, you can conclude that he's a homosexual.
<All_Star25_nSb> but after "l_ I l\l l< 128_NGC: I love this f game" 4 times, I said I'd personally prefer him to quit shogo and go to inserting hamsters into his rectum full-time
<Shiv_DFA> wait a second. your dad's a doctor? <All_Star25_nSb> yeah <Shiv_DFA> so... ransom money. <All_Star25_nSb> nope <Shiv_DFA> so... good painkillers. <All_Star25_nSb> okay <Shiv_DFA> your dad fuckin kicks ass
<Dark_Wing_DFA> sup shiv <Shiv_DFA> i feel like i've just been the star attraction at a bukkake convention
insurgent0001: Your mind is full of liberal poo.
<Shiv_DFA> but with a name like "gentoo," can you really use it without becoming homosexual? <demonrage> if ur insecure with your sexuality like shiv, you could install bsd <Shiv_DFA> it's like sticking demon's toothbrush in your urethra, then putting it back and never telling him!
<flyppie`james`dio> since when is anything you do found funny by anyone but yourself <Shiv_DFA> since when did you join the Humor Police, buzzcutnuts?
<ReAn> would you rather draw a censor or a vagina? <Zed> I WOULD RATHER DRAW <Zed> AND THEN LICK
<heyyehwey> lets all storm drader's keep!!! <heyyehwey> we can take it off him by force <Shiv> he keeps his editors hungry and pissed off <Shiv> we're on long leashes out front, and we go for the genitals.
Penn (from Penn and Teller): Don't read the bible for a moral code. It advocates prejudice, cruelty, superstition and murder. Read it because we need more atheists, and nothing will get you there faster than reading the damned bible.
<All_Star25_nSb> omg, stephen hawking = sex
<`4p0c4|yp53_DFA> tshe does quite well * `4p0c4|yp53_DFA realized that he doesnt need to type t to talk <Shiv_DFA> you know you're a hardcore when...
<All_Star25_nSb> yes. i shall start fapping in plain view of my younger brother. excellent suggestion. <Shiv_DFA> hey.. when in Rome... <Shiv_DFA> catholic.
<`4p0c4|yp53_DFA> so shiv, you think we'll be in the finals with our team as it is? <Shiv_DFA> depends if i suck as much as i did today <zubsero_ODT`lazy> suck my ass <zubsero_ODT`lazy> suck, my ass
<Oafdog_DFA> i suspect this redneck can run circles around you with most computer proggys <Oafdog_DFA> stone age nuck ;P <Dark_Wing_DFA[FS]> lol, yeah the which cousin not to fuck program is fairly important for you folks isnt it?
<Shiv_DFA> arr, batten down the hatches, me boyos, oaf's colon 'be brewin' up a storm
<Oafdog_DFA> you know, i shit so hard about a week ago it made my nuts hurt
<Shiv_DFA> and you people wonder why i chose fansubbing over your conversation. <Shiv_DFA> you fuckers went to diciontary.com just like that <All_Star25_nSb> my dad's a doc <All_Star25_nSb> and it's dictionary.com * All_Star25_nSb was kicked by Shiv_DFA (I HATE YOU [ dh ])
<mischief_gurl> have i told you i've been havign erotic thoughts about my neighbor's dog? .. does that make me a poodlephile?
<Flypcyd> i was madder than a legless ethiopian watching a doughnut roll down a hill
<Oafdog_DFA> i'm tired now <Oafdog_DFA> sex0r wore me out <Dark_Wing_DFA> arms tired?
<Oafdog_DFA> i just am still amazed you did it <Shiv_DFA> hey, you have to keep yourself amused somehow <Shiv_DFA> some people paint. some people write great works of literature. <Shiv_DFA> i mached my ballsaq.
<mischief_gurl> it's not the size of the protein shiv.. it's how ya fold it!
<rintaun> [01:22] <@CowMix> im not even sure if soucho edits <rintaun> i actually know one of the editors <Shiv> does he actually speak english? <CowMix> LOL <Shiv> if so, he hides it very well.
JackSpratt: What's stopping Maddox from petitioning your petition? You hate him, he hates you, let's all petition each other! When you die, I hope people have sex on your grave.
<Flypcyd> this scene in 13 ghosts where this slashed up woman with a knife backs some dude in between some etched glass doors that slam shut and slice his body in two <Flypcyd> then each half (front and back) slide down the pair of doors one by one <Shiv_DFA> great thing to say as i'm preparing to shave my balls for the first time
* busterdust »» DCC Get #1 «» [¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦] (HH) Bible Black Ep 04.avi (192.73 MB) <IceAlchemist> u are getting that shit <IceAlchemist> u are sick <busterdust> it's for biology >< <busterdust> >.> <busterdust> <.<
<Draders> hmm 300 lines in ep 48 <IceAlchemist> yea losts of talking <Shiv> okay, so it wasn't just me <Shiv> by the end of the episode i was starting to think "for christ's sake, SHUT UP"
<Pariah> "its like sucking on a nipple... but you get beer!!"