Programmer/Chief Executive Officer: Shiv

Age: 22
Height: 6"
Location: Creighton, SK: Canada
Genitals: Massive
Quote: "Look at the pooper on THAT one!"
Skill: Ejaculating with enough force to render permanent blindness
Level of Value: Irreplaceable


An energetic go-getter, Shiv has been known to violate the laws of physics
by hitting the ceiling with ejaculate numerous times. He programs while
wearing a so called "dope hat;" a simple device that gives him mental
abilities that make Miss Cleo look like Fred the Hermaphoriditic Kitten.
Coincidentally, he also spawns metaphors like they're trying to fuck him
up the ass until his eyes pop out.

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