Programmer/Vice Executive Officer: CJ

Age: 22
Height: 6"1'
Location: Saskatoon, SK: Canada
Genitals: Admirable
Quote: "Take it like you took your dad's, bitch!"
Skill: Usings his massive intellect to recruit 16 year old virgins for his personal army.
Level of Value: Irreplaceable


Hung like the bastard child of an elephant and a giraffe, CJ has been seen
chilling at the University of Saskatchewan, where's he's completing a degree
in computer science/busting a mad one. He's been known to achieve levels of
anger previously unheard, especially after being shot in the ear point blank
with a paintball. Not a f00ker to be messed with.

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