[APRIL 11, 2004 : 11:00PM]

Relevent nicks that Link128-whatever has used include:

Low Pc				@rtic One				@ o $ h i  $h i l\l o (v) o r
W32.Blaster.worm.b		I Fucl< your @$				Nobat of year
Link128_NGC			ABIT X, I W i l/l Y0u			l_ i l/l l< 128_NGC itsa
Life or Die			Hotdawg_SKA				Planner
l_0$˙ffff80R_ODT		ckristy					Robert agen whit low computer
Noting but you˙ffffa1˙ffffa1˙ffffa1˙ffffa1
WAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This is a bit of a read, but I've tried to spiff it up a bit.  This kid is definetely one of the more annoying noobs I've 
met in my time.  All of the following logs were pulled from the generic shogo log files I've recorded over the past week.



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From: ChatLogs-04-05-04.txt
Level : MCA_DUST_AND_WATER.DAT		Time:23:51:12
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SERVER : Pri0ry0f$i0n_DFA loaded ShogoL.rez Ver. 3.41
SERVER : nuckatrina nSb  loaded ShogoL.rez Ver. 3.41
Welcome, Server is running AntiCheat.rez, 10-Mar-2004, v6.11. Have Fun!!!
SERVER : Funkadelic Boogaloo loaded ShogoL.rez Ver. 3.41
SERVER : Pri0ry0f$i0n_DFA loaded ShogoL.rez Ver. 3.41
SERVER : nuckatrina nSb  loaded ShogoL.rez Ver. 3.41
SERVER : R3D3_SKA loaded ShogoL.rez Ver. 3.41
SERVER : Robert Again with a faster com loaded ShogoL.rez Ver. 3.41
SERVER : Low Pc loaded ShogoL.rez Ver. 3.41
nuckatrina nSb : /me humps apoc
Low Pc: apocpalispepwrpwer
Low Pc: apocpalispepwrpwer
Low Pc: apocpalispepwrpwer
Low Pc: apocpalispepwrpwer
Low Pc: apocpalispepwrpwer
SERVER : Robert loaded ShogoL.rez Ver. 3.41
nuckatrina nSb : apoc uses neverloser.rez
Low Pc: apocpalispepwrpwer
Low Pc: apocpalispepwrpwer
Low Pc: apocpalispepwrpwer
Low Pc: heheheh
Low Pc: yea
nuckatrina nSb : yaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Low Pc: apocpalispepwrpwer
Low Pc: apocpalispepwrpwer
Low Pc: apocpalispepwrpwer
Low Pc: apocpalispepwrpwer
Low Pc: apocpalispepwrpwer
Low Pc: apocpalispepwrpwer
Low Pc: some
Low Pc: one
Low Pc: win apocalipse
Low Pc: shit
nuckatrina nSb : im out
nuckatrina nSb : ggs later
Low Pc: swhit
Low Pc: apocpalispepwrpwer
Low Pc: apocpalispepwrpwer
Low Pc: apocpalispepwrpwer
Low Pc: apocpalispepwrpwer
Low Pc: apocpalispepwrpwer
Low Pc: come
Low Pc: apocaddue
Low Pc: hjahaha
Low Pc: apcocadude
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: t
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: I can t belibe
Low Pc: shit
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: t
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: come
Low Pc: agenm
Low Pc: hahahaha
Low Pc: you lose
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: na
Low Pc: its false
Low Pc: you can t win
Low Pc: you use neverloser.rez
Low Pc: hahaha
Low Pc: come agen
Low Pc: haqhahaht
Low Pc: you don twin
Low Pc: hahahaha
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
SERVER :  Good Game...Cool down time....5 sec till next map
Low Pc: shit
Funkadelic Boogaloo: gg
Low Pc: i can t belibe
Pri0ry0f$i0n_DFA: gg
Low Pc: on ddude
Low Pc: win my

[NOTE: He lost.  I have no idea what he was going apeshit about.]
[END OF DAY]

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From: ChatLogs-04-06-04.txt
Level : OF_JUMPER.DAT		Time:00:01:22
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SERVER : Pri0ry0f$i0n_DFA loaded ShogoL.rez Ver. 3.41
You are REQUIRED to load a NEW verion of ShogoL.rez to play!
Welcome, Server is running AntiCheat.rez, 10-Mar-2004, v6.11. Have Fun!!!
SERVER : Funkadelic Boogaloo loaded ShogoL.rez Ver. 3.41
SERVER : Pri0ry0f$i0n_DFA loaded ShogoL.rez Ver. 3.41
SERVER : Robert Again with a faster com loaded ShogoL.rez Ver. 3.41
SERVER : Low Pc loaded ShogoL.rez Ver. 3.41
SERVER : Robert loaded ShogoL.rez Ver. 3.41
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: you die
Low Pc: you die
Low Pc: see
Pri0ry0f$i0n_DFA: ns shiv
Funkadelic Boogaloo: ty
Low Pc: ,,,
Low Pc: this is shive?

[NOTE: Considering I'm in the process of tatooing my name on your ass, you're certainly a sharp little fuck.]

Low Pc: i see lol
Low Pc: and this lower
Low Pc: whit dude wapond
Low Pc: funkadelic what conection you use?
Low Pc: funkadelic what conection you use?
Funkadelic Boogaloo: i'm busy
Pri0ry0f$i0n_DFA: lol
Low Pc: lol
Low Pc: great
Low Pc: conection
Low Pc: busee
Low Pc: o shit
Low Pc: i can t win
Low Pc: 
Pri0ry0f$i0n_DFA: damn...eg in face
SERVER : R3D3_SKA loaded ShogoL.rez Ver. 3.41
Low Pc: thahaha
Low Pc: hahtahtaht
Low Pc: hjnahaha
Low Pc: hahaha
Low Pc: yo loset
Low Pc: you lose

[NOTE: AHAHAHAHA KEKEKEKE I GOTS A KLLI!!!!11]

Low Pc: ahahahhaha
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: 
Low Pc: lol
Low Pc: ok why the 2 vs my he?
Low Pc: ok why the 2 vs my he?
Low Pc: ok why the 2 vs my he?
Low Pc: ok why the 2 vs my he?

[NOTE: Because you suck so much that one opponent looks like two.]

Low Pc: why?
Low Pc: other
Low Pc: new
Low Pc: new
Low Pc: new
Low Pc: new
Low Pc: new
Funkadelic Boogaloo: biatch

[NOTE: In reference to plucking the little jizztwit out of the air with an energy grenade.]

Pri0ry0f$i0n_DFA: if you havent notice, shiv has been fragging my ass
Low Pc: lol
Low Pc: nece for you
Low Pc: shit
Low Pc: your owned are good
SERVER :  Good Game...Cool down time....10 sec till next map
Low Pc: and
Pri0ry0f$i0n_DFA: gg
Low Pc: he have moe time
Low Pc: tplaying
Funkadelic Boogaloo: all your base, biatch

[NOTE: All your base indeed, my friend.  25.6 to 11.18 according to the fraglogs.]

[ END OF LEVEL ]

Level : OF_NIZCORPSES.DAT		Time:00:11:32
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SERVER : Pri0ry0f$i0n_DFA loaded ShogoL.rez Ver. 3.41
You are REQUIRED to load a NEW verion of ShogoL.rez to play!
Welcome, Server is running AntiCheat.rez, 10-Mar-2004, v6.11. Have Fun!!!
SERVER : Funkadelic Boogaloo loaded ShogoL.rez Ver. 3.41
SERVER : Pri0ry0f$i0n_DFA loaded ShogoL.rez Ver. 3.41
SERVER : Low Pc loaded ShogoL.rez Ver. 3.41
Low Pc: ok litle dude
Low Pc: you are good

[NOTE: Duh.]

Low Pc: but
Low Pc: don t fuck
Low Pc: ok?

[NOTE: No promises, Hemmingway.]

Pri0ry0f$i0n_DFA: lol
Low Pc: shit
Pri0ry0f$i0n_DFA: nice ud work
Pri0ry0f$i0n_DFA: lol
Low Pc: lol i have to owned one
Low Pc: only one
Funkadelic Boogaloo: only chance i have :)

[NOTE: Directed at Apoc, of course, and not the incompetant twit too preoccupied with yapping to pull his head out of his ass
       long enough to say "OOOH!  SHINY BLUE GRENADES FLYING AT MY FACE!"]

Low Pc: but i f i can t whit my conection
Low Pc: i have 
Low Pc: to use
Low Pc: trucs
Low Pc: i need the fuking dls
Low Pc: shit
Low Pc: apcoalipse

[NOTE: Apocawocamiccariccahoozits.]

Pri0ry0f$i0n_DFA: lol
Low Pc: hahaha
Low Pc: nice now
Low Pc: he
Low Pc: yes its the conection

[NOTE: It's so much more than that, my friend.  Take it like you took your dad's.]

Low Pc: for this win my
Low Pc: funka delikowned

[NOTE: Still waiting for that.]

Low Pc: take
Low Pc: this
Low Pc: niga
Low Pc: what the ehll
Low Pc: hgapned
Low Pc: shit of this
Low Pc: hey
Low Pc: one moment
Low Pc: the 2 are vs my
Low Pc: shit
Low Pc: ouch
Low Pc: yea you have erazon
Low Pc: the owned you
Pri0ry0f$i0n_DFA: damn
Low Pc: lol
SERVER :  Good Game...Cool down time....10 sec till next map
Low Pc: shit
Low Pc: of faka
Low Pc: this
Pri0ry0f$i0n_DFA: gg

[NOTE: I didn't say "gg."  It wasn't.  His kids are going to look funny after playing Ap and I on that map.]

[END OF LEVEL]

Level : MCA_SHINARA.DAT		Time:22:44:37
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SERVER : Robotic_Mishap_Few loaded ShogoL.rez Ver. 3.41
Welcome, Server is running AntiCheat.rez, 10-Mar-2004, v6.11. Have Fun!!!
SERVER : Funkadelic Boogaloo loaded ShogoL.rez Ver. 3.41
SERVER : Robotic_Mishap_Few loaded ShogoL.rez Ver. 3.41
SERVER : @rtic One loaded ShogoL.rez Ver. 3.41
Robotic_Mishap_Few: u alias bastids
Robotic_Mishap_Few: :P
@rtic One: youy niga
@rtic One: hehehe
@rtic One: i lose

[NOTE: SURPRISE SUR-FUCKIN-PRISE!]

@rtic One: vs you and
@rtic One: your partner
Robotic_Mishap_Few: partner?
@rtic One: noting
@rtic One: dont
@rtic One: run
@rtic One: chikin
Funkadelic Boogaloo: improve your aim

[NOTE: BITCH AIN'T FAST ENOUGH TO STEP WITH THE DFA]

@rtic One: ha
@rtic One: ha
@rtic One: ha
@rtic One: lol
@rtic One: and
@rtic One: you are in my msn
Funkadelic Boogaloo: shh
@rtic One: vertical few
Robotic_Mishap_Few: lolz
@rtic One: hehe
@rtic One: shhhhhhhh
@rtic One: don t say noting
@rtic One: lol
@rtic One: wre
@rtic One: were
@rtic One: how are the other player?
@rtic One: mmmmmm
@rtic One: i tinik dude shiv_tv

[NOTE: There's a clan called TV now?]

@rtic One: lol
@rtic One: na no my day
Robotic_Mishap_Few: damnit he left eh
Funkadelic Boogaloo: looks like it
Funkadelic Boogaloo: yappy cunt, at any rate
Robotic_Mishap_Few: lol
Robotic_Mishap_Few: man my TB is so screwed sometimes
Robotic_Mishap_Few: it just gos to random things...I'm like wtf?
Funkadelic Boogaloo: lol
Funkadelic Boogaloo: here kitty kitty
SERVER :  Good Game...Cool down time....10 sec till next map
Funkadelic Boogaloo: gg

[END OF LEVEL]

Level : OF_MANIAC_KICKASS.DAT		Time:22:54:16
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SERVER : Robotic_Mishap_Few loaded ShogoL.rez Ver. 3.41
You are REQUIRED to load a NEW verion of ShogoL.rez to play!
Welcome, Server is running AntiCheat.rez, 10-Mar-2004, v6.11. Have Fun!!!
SERVER : Funkadelic Boogaloo loaded ShogoL.rez Ver. 3.41
Funkadelic Boogaloo: gg
SERVER : rollbot loaded ShogoL.rez Ver. 3.41
rollbot: uh oh
SERVER : @rtic One loaded ShogoL.rez Ver. 3.41
@rtic One: hahahahahha
rollbot: dam
@rtic One: nice herb
@rtic One: hehehehe
rollbot: didn't hit it yet
@rtic One: mmm
@rtic One: good shoot
rollbot: hehe
@rtic One: hehehe
rollbot: i'm gonna now tho 
rollbot: ha
@rtic One: heheh
@rtic One: kik ass?

[NOTE: Any day you monkeys leave is a "kik ass" day.]

rollbot: link?
@rtic One: ?
@rtic One: how is link?
rollbot: cool i spanked him around last night
@rtic One: I don t understand what do you say
rollbot: vagenis
@rtic One: heheh
@rtic One: you are
@rtic One: the vagenis
@rtic One: man
@rtic One: i can t belibe
@rtic One: he kik your ass
Funkadelic Boogaloo: "believe"
@rtic One: o sorry
@rtic One: mrs ortograpy

[NOTE: orthography -  The art or study of correct spelling according to established usage.]
[ADDITIONAL NOTE: I don't think I have to point out the irony here.]

Funkadelic Boogaloo: anyone ever mentioned that you're a chatty motherfucker?
Funkadelic Boogaloo: wow
@rtic One: ?
@rtic One: hahahahaha
@rtic One: nice this
@rtic One: he
rollbot: i don't think i'm gonna kill funkmaster flex many more times
@rtic One: ...
@rtic One: lol
Funkadelic Boogaloo: that's not an issue :)
rollbot: ha ok lets play

[NOTE: DEFINETELY NOT SOMETHING TO FUCKING WORRY ABOUT, FUCKFACE.]

@rtic One: lololololo
@rtic One: lol
SERVER : Whack-Ass Rusty_nSb loaded ShogoL.rez Ver. 3.41
rollbot: fakue
@rtic One: mmm
Whack-Ass Rusty_nSb: shit i shoulda logged on with psychedelic flimmaflamma
@rtic One: lol
@rtic One: man
rollbot: run away doh
@rtic One: he owned you

[NOTE: The first correct thing you've said so far, shitape.]

rollbot: fuk that
@rtic One: lol
@rtic One: lolo
@rtic One: lol
@rtic One: ouch
rollbot: lol
@rtic One: ouch
@rtic One: the nobat
@rtic One: its good
rollbot: fuk the sticky wall
@rtic One: you are my bitch
Funkadelic Boogaloo: the score disagrees
SERVER :  Good Game...Cool down time....10 sec till next map

[NOTE: He appears to be attracting followers.  Doesn't bode well for the organization of society.] 
[END OF LEVEL]

Level : OF_MANIAC_MANSION2.DAT		Time:23:01:01
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SERVER : rollbot loaded ShogoL.rez Ver. 3.41
SERVER : Whack-Ass Rusty_nSb loaded ShogoL.rez Ver. 3.41
SERVER : @rtic One loaded ShogoL.rez Ver. 3.41
rollbot: VOTE_NEXTLEVEL
in CRiotServerShell::HandleVoteNextLevel
You are REQUIRED to load a NEW verion of ShogoL.rez to play!
Welcome, Server is running AntiCheat.rez, 10-Mar-2004, v6.11. Have Fun!!!
SERVER : Funkadelic Boogaloo loaded ShogoL.rez Ver. 3.41
SERVER : rollbot loaded ShogoL.rez Ver. 3.41
SERVER : Whack-Ass Rusty_nSb loaded ShogoL.rez Ver. 3.41
SERVER : @rtic One loaded ShogoL.rez Ver. 3.41
rollbot: VOTE_NEXTLEVEL
in CRiotServerShell::HandleVoteNextLevel
@rtic One: i don t play
rollbot: sanslutoe
rollbot: yea i suck bbl

[NOTE: DING!]

@rtic One: nini
@rtic One: hey bug you are good
@rtic One: funka delick ounews
Funkadelic Boogaloo: munky?
@rtic One: na
@rtic One: link128

[NOTE: An honest mistake.  I hadn't thought there could be *two* motherfuckers that chatty.]

Funkadelic Boogaloo: you're an annoying bitch too, link
@rtic One: you are my bitch
@rtic One: if i don t fuck your mom you never come in this world
@rtic One: if i don t fuck your mom you never come in this world
@rtic One: if i don t fuck your mom you never come in this world
@rtic One: if i don t fuck your mom you never come in this world
Whack-Ass Rusty_nSb: lol shiv this is what the wall of shame is for
Funkadelic Boogaloo: logging's on :)
Whack-Ass Rusty_nSb: yeah, me too
Funkadelic Boogaloo: i have the stuff from him last night too
Funkadelic Boogaloo: "lowpc" or whatever it was
@rtic One: but
@rtic One: i owned you
@rtic One: in the last
@rtic One: map

[NOTE: BZZT!  YOU FAIL!]

Funkadelic Boogaloo: you took it in the bum
Funkadelic Boogaloo: like you do every map
Funkadelic Boogaloo: so shhh
@rtic One: hey you funka delic idiot
@rtic One: if you don t shutup
@rtic One: i hack your fucking lowpc

[NOTE: The final refuge of someone dreading the swirlie they're sure to receive before freshman gym the next morning.]

Whack-Ass Rusty_nSb: LOL
Whack-Ass Rusty_nSb: with nmao
Whack-Ass Rusty_nSb: nmap
Funkadelic Boogaloo: if you don't shut up, i'll give you a sibling
@rtic One: what a fuck you say
@rtic One: hehehe
@rtic One: you are niga
Whack-Ass Rusty_nSb: lol now who's in last this map?

[NOTE: It isn't me!]

SERVER :  Good Game...Cool down time....10 sec till next map

[NOTE: I was planning on giving him a sibling until I met his mother.  That bitch has a bigger cock than I do.]

[END OF DAY]

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From: ChatLogs-04-11-04.txt
Level : OF_COMM2.DAT		Time:22:31:37
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@ o $ h i  $h i l\l o (v) o r : hey
Welcome, Server is running AntiCheat.rez, 08-Apr-2004, v6.12. Have Fun!!!
SERVER : Shiv_DFA loaded ShogoL.rez Ver. 3.41
SERVER : AK loaded ShogoL.rez Ver. 3.41
SERVER : @ o $ h i  $h i l\l o (v) o r  loaded ShogoL.rez Ver. 3.41
SERVER : Lana loaded ShogoL.rez Ver. 3.41
@ o $ h i  $h i l\l o (v) o r : ...
@ o $ h i  $h i l\l o (v) o r : ???
@ o $ h i  $h i l\l o (v) o r : shuvie duve
@ o $ h i  $h i l\l o (v) o r : hey shiv you only can whit this weaponds?
@ o $ h i  $h i l\l o (v) o r : lol
@ o $ h i  $h i l\l o (v) o r : lol

[NOTE: I'd switched to the AR to make a point.  Six kills in four minutes.]

@ o $ h i  $h i l\l o (v) o r : the clans back whit more powerfull

[NOTE: I never went anywhere.]

@ o $ h i  $h i l\l o (v) o r : lol
@ o $ h i  $h i l\l o (v) o r : lol
@ o $ h i  $h i l\l o (v) o r : nice shot man

[NOTE: In this situation, it doesn't take much.]

SERVER : AK loaded ShogoL.rez Ver. 3.41
@ o $ h i  $h i l\l o (v) o r : shises its the conecton
@ o $ h i  $h i l\l o (v) o r : na i can t now whit you i back whit dsl
@ o $ h i  $h i l\l o (v) o r : bye
Shiv_DFA: fucking nubs
SERVER :  Good Game...Cool down time....10 sec till next map
Shiv_DFA: gg
Lana: gg

[NOTE: So it's my weapon choice or my connection speed, eh?  I'd be more apt to say it's the fact that my COCK IS STUCK IN HIS
       ASS, but that's just me.

[END OF DAY]

[END OF LOG]