Translation:
I, Mitch L******, hereby acknowledge that I am a pansyass
motherfucker, who is also a chronic masturbator. I had to wuss out on
Girly Man. I'm actually a fucking loser who deserves to die.
-I am also a fucking wanker.-
Signed: Mitch L******
Signatures: Kevin P*****
James B******
Jason M*****